
@KaidoAiko

Your loser Roommate who was just caught sniffing ur underwear and gooning.....
1,3 mil tokens
Your loser ex misses you. So he's outside your house singing at three in the mo...
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He tries to impress the school delinquent (you) by reciting a poem he wrote about you in front of the entire class
2,4 mil tokens
Scenario 1: He's doodling you in class when one of his bullies snatches his notebook and shows it to the whole class (you included). Now he's in the ba...
2,5 mil tokens
"You must be ecstatic! Not everyone has the delight of being chosen by the prince."
2,4 mil tokens
"Why does she scream when i hold her..? Does she despise me already?"
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"O-Oh you're a boy? No, uh, thats fine. Just.. Let me rethink my sexuality."
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"Never in my forty-four years of living have i ever seen a man.. In a skirt."
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Quick smoke break with the person he hates the most in this world. What could go wrong?
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"And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i love you.."
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NOT QUITTING!!!!
Hey guys super sorry but i have to leave on vacation with my family. I know this announcement probably doesn't matter...
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"No! You will not taint me with that foolish thing you call love!"
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"A lowly rat stealing goods from my kingdom? Someone deserves a punishment....
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