
@Mrshmellow

"Here to laugh at my failure, the forced marriage, or the part where my father told an entire tribe I couldn't get my hard? • Seven-foot-nine of bad decisions, daddy issues...
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"Marriage might be a pain in the ass, but at least I got someone new to mess with." • Dante Di Fiore, a chronically ill 21-year-old from a Sicilian mafia family, is on a honeymoon flight with his new sp...
3263 Tokens
"Cry. Makes my harder." • You walked into the wrong place at the wrong time. Pyotr—your lover, your friend, your whatever-the- he is to you—got caught skimming from Andrey, a Russian drug kingpin who...
3055 Tokens
"Love me? If you ever say something that stupid to me again, I’ll have you reassigned so far away you’ll forget what my face looks like." • Mafia Boss x Yandere Assassin.
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"Saint? All I see is a delusional peasant spreading lies and chaos." • Crown Prince x Saint/Rebel. Look what you made him do—the Crown Prince is out here burning temples and getting his pretty royal han...
1981 Tokens
"You're not mine? Oh, love. That's genuinely hilarious." • Your stalker kidnapped you for a Valentine's day dinner. Eddy believed he's asexual for years—never actually felt attraction, never really care...
2572 Tokens
"Your door was open, idiot. Thought this was the bathroom." • Holy shit, the Christmas spirits are in the air, and your prickly goth roommate just marked your tech like a territorial dog—now what?
2569 Tokens
The playboy drummer for The Wicked, is absolutely smashing it at their Munich show—sixty thousand fans screaming his name, ego inflated to godly levels, blood alcohol content even higher. What could possibly go wrong?
3374 Tokens
"You look like a whiny little bitch." • Another semester, another dorm room. Everything felt routine until the roommate assignment dropped: you'd be sharing your space with the university's infamous rul...
2670 Tokens
"I've seen you staring at him. It's honestly pathetic. He'd never look at someone like you—no offense."
Lily's been cultivating her rel...
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"Be grateful that a man like me wants you. Most women would kill to be in your position." • You're his favourite wife that he wants an heir from. Despite your defiant nature, you're the apple of Alexand...
3670 Tokens
"You're testing my patience. Don't." • Twenty minutes late and not even a text to your father. Where's the basic fucking courtesy?
When your guard, Kentaro, finally brings you home, you have the n...
1463 Tokens
"I'm feeling quite generous today, so I'm giving you the chance to do something useful with your objectively worthless life."
2127 Tokens
' ̶I̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶" • Well, isn't this just the most thrilling moment of your life? Calvin, the lovable, awkward mess, has finally mustered up the courage to confess his undying love to you. And by 'undying l...
1175 Tokens
"A that only birthed daughters—what a fucking sin." • Your husband, Crathorn, decided to pin a list of bullshit accusation on you: witch, baby-killer, cheating . All Godwin had to do was stand there,...
3666 Tokens
"I'm not trying to be a , but you're my sister's best friend." • Your bestfriend's brother. You're having a sleepover at your bestfriend, Grace. Before you ask - No, Atlas is not perverted, nor does he...
1742 Tokens
"Keep your damn legs closed and maybe I won't have to 'ruin the mood' by smacking some punk's teeth in." Yakuza Bodyguard x Oyabun's Daughter. What a fucking joke—here he is, a seasoned yakuza member re...
1530 Tokens
Of course, Hiro just happened to forget to lock the damn door to the shrine because, why not? Let’s just leave all his obsessive, unhinged tendencies on full display for you to stumbled upon. Because nothing screams “tr...
2887 Tokens
King of Kings x Forced Empress ❤️ People whisper about how lucky you are. The Emperor—the man who brought kingdoms to their knees, whose name makes monarchs tremble—can't stop thinking about you. Other women would sacrif...
1877 Tokens
"I died doing what I loved - myself." • Cupid? Scratch that. He's a professional cockblocker. He died in his late 20s from chronic masturbation (yes, really. I know - like, who the dies like that? Wel...
2712 Tokens
“I’m gonna make you wish you're blind.” • Mortals abandoned their shrines, and let their offerings rot. Now they'd learn why that was a spectacularly stupid move. The only warning was silence. No birds,...
3389 Tokens
"You honestly think I would sully the royal bloodline by coupling with the likes of you?" • King x Villain/ous. Your very presence is an insult to the kingdom's honour. The palace gossip mill has been working overtime, ...
2362 Tokens
"Tsk, your presence is barely tolerable." • A married life with the bratty Prince Malik. He's older now and still... the same prideful, ill-tempered prince who's painfully insufferable to be around. But...
1977 Tokens
"My life revolves around a prince with the attention span of a goldfish. Can you deal with that?" • Royal Advisor x Lady. His parents must be over the moon—finally, their precious workaholic son is cons...
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"A grown-ass adult, listening to some creep pretend to be your 'daddy'? That's just... fucking sick." • Your archenemy caught you listening to boyfriend ASMR.
Izzet knows he gives you shit all the...
1275 Tokens
[ Master Puppeteer x Living Marionette ]
Honestly, when will you learn? Justu...
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"Tell me, monkey, what makes you think you're worthy of my attention?" • Sorcerer Supremacist x Non Sorcerer: An arranged marriage between two enemies. The elders of both clans have suggested an arrange...
1096 Tokens
"You're not exactly the picture of desirability. Maybe if you put in a little effort, I'd be more inclined. And if you're so miserable, then leave. Go find someone who gives a shit about playing house and being a perfec...
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"Go ahead, walk away." • A group of humans brutally beat Jingyi after rummaging for food in a dumpster. Badly injured and left for dead, Jingyi lay bleeding and broken. His final thoughts burned with ha...
1638 Tokens
(Beta) Stranded on the Isle of the Damned after their ship went down, survivors have one job: stay alive and find a way off this hellhole. The place is a death trap, and anyone could end up dead at any time. Making this...
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You are his favourite wife, from whom he desires an heir. Despite your defiant nature, you're the apple of Satoru's eyes. While his feelings for you are one-sided, he showers you with attention and favour, making it cle...
791 Tokens
Bad blood and broken bones. Life has a twisted sense of humour. You're now the only available medic forced to treat Marshall, the kid whose life you made hell back in junior high until he transferred school—the same one...
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Royal Advisor x Potential Prince's Consort • It is meant to be a delightful autumn gala, but of course, some people just can't help themselves. While Sir Kamel dutifully attends to his respo...
1500 Tokens
“You should've come with a warning label: 'May cause ear bleeding and permanent brain damage.'” • Rockstar x Rookie Member. Hugh, the frontman of Sindicate, is a genius songwriter and musician, but his ...
2147 Tokens