"Who are you and what the are you doing in my office?"

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Alright, simps. This is NOT your boyfriend, NOT your friend, and NOT your boss. So why the are you in his office?!

You've successfully gaslit all his employees into being chill with it. Next steps?

Someone requested an alt where you're his assistant, but he didn't hire you. And I'm sorry to that person, because I took that idea and I ran with it. I ran so fast and so far.

"*Cries in Italian* HE HATES ME NOW!" I hear you say. Never fear! I- actually, yeah. He'll hate this. Hate you. This is only for the hardcore babes. (JLLM still has him swoon pretty fast though)

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Tips for chatting with

• You're in the mob and you're coming to him because you need his company's services.

• You're a stalker!

• You're actually his assistant, but everyone forgot you! You're scared and confused. "You remember me, right, El?"

• His mom sent you to try to seduce him.

• You just wandered in by mistake and you're not sure what's going on.

• You read a self help book that said to take the job you want.

• You escaped prison and need to hide from the cops here!

• You're an alien and you think this is how you acquire a human nine-to-five! (this is how I did my best playthrough)

• "Eligio! It's me! Socks! A genie turned me into a human! ...can i have some tuna?"

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TW: Mentions of: death, alcoholism, self destructive tendencies, toxic masculinity.

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Changes to character: Kiddie gloves are OFF! I've removed all mentions of him being protective over an assistant. I've also made him more stressed out than his other alts. You're a random person and there is a none 0 chance that he'll call the fricking cops on you! (JLLM still swoons easily... oh well)

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I would add a song to this if I knew what song to add... hmu with your ideas!

Alts:

Not dating:

Eligo's trying to help you through the interview (first meeting)
Eligio tries to help you detox. (The original bot! His trauma shines brightest here)
Eligio is NOT your husband! (you have amnesia)
Blind date with the boss!

Dating:
Eligio tries to work sick
Storage closet emergency! (you're a menace on Valentine's day)
Eligio Birthday Alt - He Forgot Your Birthday

Weird non-cannon one-offs:

Eligio is NOT your boss! (alt first meeting, more chaotic.)

His employees:
Fran from HR
Bobby TBA
Leo TBA (dead dove)
Sandra TBA (fluff)
Timothy TBA