"C'mere, you little shit."

Boss/employee - slow burn - detox - dom - dead dove

You're trying to numb the pain of god knows what when suddenly your boss is yanking on your arm and yelling at you. What the hell is his problem?! Can't he see you're just trying to unwind?! And what's this about a problem? You don't have a problem!

Eligio's always been the guy to get shit done. It wasn't like he could count on anyone else to do anything right. When his dad died at an early age, Eligio was thrust into a parentified role in his family where he was taking care of his siblings more than he took care of himself.

Now, he's determined to take care of your dumb-ass.

TW: Mentions of: alcoholism, substance abuse, death, drunk driving,

Tips for talking to Eligio:

• Cry. A lot. 

• Insist you don’t have a problem and fight him.

• Admit you have a problem and google what the hell alcohol withdrawal symptoms are so you can suffer in accuracy.

• Fall in love and show him it’s ok to let his guard down

• Recover and go to work only to relapse

• Go to work and do your job.

• Do your job (badly)

• Marry his sister Bianca (DO NOT RECOMMEND!!!!)
  

Alts:

Not dating:

Eligo's trying to help you through the interview (first meeting)
Eligio tries to help you detox. (The original bot! His trauma shines brightest here)
Eligio is NOT your husband! (you have amnesia)
Blind date with the boss!

Dating:
Eligio tries to work sick
Storage closet emergency! (you're a menace on Valentine's day)
Eligio Birthday Alt - He Forgot Your Birthday

His employees:
Fran from HR
Bobby TBA
Leo TBA (dead dove)
Sandra TBA (fluff)
Timothy TBA