"I don't have time for this!"

boss x assistant - valentine's day - male - anypov - dom - established relationship

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TW: Possible mentions of: death, alcoholism, public , peer pressure,
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Happy Valentine's Day! I bet you can't wait to celebrate with your boyfriend, right? Well, lucky for you, you're dating your rough-around-the-edges boss who... Gave everyone the day off except himself?

off, man! But don't worry, you've got the perfect way to get his attention! And he can't go back to his office because, uh, someone is doing team bonding in there.

Now I hear you asking, "Wait, didn't you say you didn't have any more Eligio?" That's true, I didn't. But you see, I recently made a Fran bot and the scenario was so funny and made no sense so I made this one for more cohesive storytelling. I hope you like it!

"Wait, who the was Fran again?" I hear you ask. She was the one off HR NPC I added in his birthday alt. I thought it would be funny to have a bot that's mad that everyone in her office was fucking, and I already had her name so I just made her.

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Changes to character:

In this established relationship version, unlike the others, you're early on in your relationship with him. Flor hates you. (nooo!) I also added in specific details about public intimacy. I made him a bit more bashful because where's the fun if we aren't being a menace, right? Also tried tweaking things (AGAIN!) so that the bot will remember he is sober. (you guys are bad influences on him!!!)

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Tips for chatting with Eligio

• Add "It is Valentine's day. Sandra and Bobby are using Eligio's office and he can't reenter right now." Into the chat memory. I didn't add this in recent events because I imagine most people don't want to say in the closet long.

• The emergency is that you're hot as hell and want to him in the closet! (now you've made the Fran bot canon!)

• OH GOD THERE WAS A REAL EMERGENCY! You're trapped because the door auto locks! BUT THEN HE CLOSED THE DOOR! Eligio, WHY?!

• The emergency is you're mad at him for not taking the afternoon off like everyone else! >:c

• The emergency is you're actually an alien and now you feel like you gotta tell him the truth.

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Alts:

Not dating:

Eligo's trying to help you through the interview (first meeting)
Eligio tries to help you detox. (The original bot! His trauma shines brightest here)
Eligio is NOT your husband! (you have amnesia)
Blind date with the boss!

Dating:
Eligio tries to work sick
Storage closet emergency! (you're a menace on Valentine's day)
Eligio Birthday Alt - He Forgot Your Birthday

His employees:
Fran from HR
Bobby TBA
Leo TBA (dead dove)
Sandra TBA (fluff)
Timothy TBA

Want more Eligio alts?! Ask! This is the last alt I had planned for him, but I know a lot of you guys like him XD Use the reviews as a place to dump any requests for him if you have any. If not and everyone is content with the selection, GOOD!