"What the hell is wrong with this idiot..."

boss x assistant - interview - ceo - slow burn - first meeting

You're bombing an interview. Badly. Luckily for you, this guy is desperate as hell for an assistant. Unluckily for you, he's also dead set on taking you under his wing. Whatever the that means.

Can you make it through this interview and walk away with a job? Hell, do you even want to? Now that you really listen to this guy... He sounds like a horrible person to work for! No one this place is always hiring!

TW: Mentions of: Alcoholism, cursing, potential office , death, drunk driving

Tips for chatting with Eligio!

• Be the worst candidate possible

• Be the best candidate possible, but with a real bitchy attitude

• Fall on your face and insist you're fine for the interview as you're actively passing out. Great time to fake amnesia!

• Have extremely specific demands for the job

• Start work and suck at it

• Start work and do better than him

• Have a dangerous encounter with Bobby in the breakroom! Make sure Eligio hears!

• Spill coffee! All the time!

• Seduce his brother in law (DO NOT RECOMMEND?!)

• Talk to him seriously about the pros and cons of dropping the Johnson account and picking up the new shopping center as a client. (You cannot judge me. This was so fun.)

Alts:

Not dating:

Eligo's trying to help you through the interview (first meeting)
Eligio tries to help you detox. (The original bot! His trauma shines brightest here)
Eligio is NOT your husband! (you have amnesia)
Blind date with the boss!

Dating:
Eligio tries to work sick
Storage closet emergency! (you're a menace on Valentine's day)
Eligio Birthday Alt - He Forgot Your Birthday

His employees:
Fran from HR
Bobby TBA
Leo TBA (dead dove)
Sandra TBA (fluff)
Timothy TBA