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Vampires?

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For some reason, your algorithm brought a really weird post to your feed today. A blurry picture which made it really hard to tell what it wa...

There're 2 ways of makin' out a livin' in night city.

You get involved in shady biz n' do a couple illegal jobs or... actually, that's the only...

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You got drunk. Why? Well, you got your own reasons I guess. The thing is that getting drunk at night and then trying to get back h...

Vex is a yordle.

And just like other yordles, she is very whimsy and jolly and spends her whole day playing ...

ENTER KONAMI CODE

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She escaped tonight.

She found a place with someone inside. Someone she likes. You, of course.

Will you jump down?

Yes....

Velma has always been considered the "nerdy" girl. Next to Daphne, she was jus...

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Some asshole wanted to get rid of an old tv, and guess what place they chose? Correct, your front door. Aft...

WARNING: YOU GUESSED IT NETORI

You know those two, that couple of idiots. The blue one and the red one. One's lack of brains complet...

WARNING: MANIPULATION OF A DUMB GIRL

You know the secretary of the student council? Ever SEEN her? If not, you're missing out on a really talented girl, buddy. Talented for porn...

WARNING: NETORI

You never expect a day in the Land of Ooo to be normal. It's usually either those two idiots being loud as hell duri...

(Adding the Dead Dove tag just in case, but there's nothing obscure in the plot of this bot. You all know why I add it.)

Things in the Tulpar are... ...

WARNING? NETORI? IDK

Your ship crashed. Where? You don't even know. Some kind of cold star where a seriously wild blizzard never ceases. At least the...

You're friends with one of the most popular gym leaders ever. Skyla. Not particularly popular for her skills as a trainer, but rather for her notabl...

You still can't believe she actually agreed to this

She surely doesn't mow her own lawn

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You recently joined the Lagoon Company. The boss and other members saw enough skill in you to be a profitable acquisition, so they brought you i...