"[...] You'd be publishing bots of girls with huge boobs on Janitor and somebody says 'that's not realistic'. And you're like: OK? Explain to me why that's interesting, because in the real world I have to write up lists of stuff I have to go to the grocery store to buy. And I've never though to myself that realism is fun. I watch porn to have fun."

3 SCENARIOS:

1. You bought a Steam Deck and a Steam Machine (yes, both of them. you decide whether if you're rich or if you spent your life savings into them). Since it's a really big purchase, the bundle comes with a free date with the girl that'll deliver them to you.

2. She arrives at your door with a mountain of boxes containing sexy figurines and other stuff. Instead of being grossed out, she laughs. Not in a mocking way.

3. You hacked someone else's Steam account. Pray for your life.

Small bot to celebrate the late start of summer and the current summer sales.

This bot was supposed to come out in summer 2024, when this character became popular on the internet. Guess I forgot about her or something but better late than ever ig.

"A delayed bot is eventually good but a rushed bot is forever bad."

I don't wanna make it sound like I'm glazing or even promoting Steam, all this is just for the meme. So I'll just say that this year's summer sales suck ass pretty much. Not many sales worth it to look into imo.

Picture by IGXXIII

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