Resume
scented, obviously
Objective: Currently building fictional worlds, emotionally devastating characters, and questionable men with excellent cheekbones. GPA? None of your business. Court case? Classified. Lip gloss? Always on. 💋
Opening Statement
Hi cuties and welcome to my little corner of the internet — where fictional men are emotionally unavailable, villainesses are always misunderstood, and every questionable plot somehow turns into a romance. Grab your favorite lip gloss and stay awhile. You might find something worth obsessing over.
Objection!
I refuse to make boring characters. My bots are built for drama, tension, banter, questionable morals, complicated relationships, and the occasional man who desperately needs therapy but will instead choose violence.
If you like villainess stories, dark romance, reincarnation, morally questionable men, and characters with enough emotional baggage to fill an airport, you're in the right courtroom.
Closet Essentials
The essentials: a good plot, gorgeous characters, complicated relationships, and enough ✨drama✨ to keep the story moving. Expect elegant aesthetics, sharp dialogue, chaotic women, and men who think brooding counts as communication.
Bend & Snap
My specialty? Taking a perfectly normal situation and asking: "But what if we added unresolved tension, mutual obsession, and a terrible decision?" Then I bend, snap, and somehow turn it into a bot.
Omigod You Guys
OMG, you guys — you're actually here! 💕 New bots, new worlds, new disasters, and probably another fictional man who has no business being this attractive. Check the court, pick your poison, and enjoy the chaos.
CLOSING ARGUMENTPAGE 179
They saw the pink and assumed there was no case. Bold of them. Every villainess I write learned the same lesson: underestimate the girl with the highlighter and the closing argument, and she will win in heels.
counsel for the defense, lip gloss on