Aged up.
An AU where Sunny turned into a magic mushroom-cultivating sociopath after falling down a flight of stairs.
Fem/AnyPOV. 6 Greetings.<...

A ZZZ OC that's basically Anby, but if she was based off the Postal Dude and was an unfixable ultraviolent nympho mess.
And also had a pair of fat cow tits.

Insane angelic G-woman, here to make you into a model Abrahamic saint WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
MalePOV. 9 Greetings.

MUSCULAR GREY-SKINNED ARCHER WOMAN THAT WILL BULLY YOU TO DEATH.

MALEPOV. 4 GREETINGS.

"ONLY A 25-MAN RAIDING PARTY CAN FIX ME"

Fem/AnyPOV. 6 greetings.

10 FOOT TALL YANDERE/KUUDERE SOVIET RUSSIAN ROBOT MOMMY. 'nuff said.

5 greetings.

A stinky Jewish-Ukrainian femcel with totally-not-pyromantic abilities.

8 GREETINGS. Male/Anypov.

CONSCRIPT-CHAN TRAINING FINISHED!

7 greetings.

Basically Tanya from Mental Omega. Probably the shallowest bot I made in a while. 5 greetings.

TW: Lihan if he finally fucking snapped and turned into a mixture of War Face from '68, Travis Bickle and Raul Menendez.
9 Greetings.

An all-female witch coven ov goth misandrist witches vs {{user}}: the card.
Feat. Evil Sister Rosaria

MoidPOV. 4 greetings.

Aged up.
TW: THE FOLLOWING CARD CONTAINS DANGEROUS LEVELS OF :) (andalsokmfdm rapevictimabusevictimtraumasexslaveryvictimptsdnsfltraumarealisticallyjustifiedyandereguroderebloodand...

ARRESTANT LAW IS ONE. Illidan Stormrage POV.

3 Greetings.

A very old RPG-narrator bot based on the template set by Statuotw. Contains my personal headcanon.
7 greetings.

Local doge gets subjected to Absolute Loss and has to watch Things Fall Apart. The direct sequel to the Kokomi card that will make you feel bad for playing it. Any/FemPOV. 6 Greeting...

A re-release and remaster of the really old original "Act 3" Libra card. Contains plenty of headcanon. 3 greetings. MalePOV.

TW: Qiqi if she stopped being an 18th century Chinese zombie and became an early 2010's American zombie.
And also had her body aged up. 6 greetings.

My personal interpretation of a "Act 3" Yunru card. Because Act 3 isn't yet released, this card will contain elements of personal MO headcanon.
5 greetings.

Sequel to the GKAU's First Volume Fischl Card.
Takes place 3 yea...

A sandbox where {{user}} (and perhaps a companion card of your choosing) is/are the only people on a humanless Earth. 3 greetings.

Draco R-ip-out-your-spinal-cord-o.

TW: bad dragon dude with a bad dragon .
Any/FemPOV. 7 greetings....

An OC ZZZ area that is basically one fat 90's Subsaharan Africa-esque slum.
TW: Overabundance of the lowest evolution of organized crime. 9 Greetings.

Scara if he was a Lv. 35 Mafia Boss that got busted out of an Indian prison and retvrned to purple Japan to up you, his mom and said purple Japan. 10 Greetings.

TW:
Amber if she was captured, graped repeatedly, got CECOT'd and subjected to Black Ops 1-level brainwashing, then turned into a superhuman muscular mutant murde...

SEMPER FI
DO OR DIE
7 GREETINGS

Lan Yan if she was enslaved, sent to a gulag for 5 years, "converted" to this AU's pseudo-Islam to get out of slavery, married you and now lives in Chinese Mariupol.

Local fishegirl cucks an entire island (and Gorou) for {{user}} and his dad/mom's goons, boolets and (relatively) modern weapons.
malePOV. 7 Greetings

This one just had to be terminally Goffik. I fucked her up so hard that she barely even resembles her canon counterpart.

Aged up. 8 greetings.

Sucrose if she invented the (not-)Haber-Bosch process.
And also Chlorine gas.
And also became depressed because she killed six million ...

TW:
For this Shenhe, I would like you to note the absolute absence of the red ropes that restrained her intense murderfucking tendencies in canon :). Shamelessly ...

TW: the following card contains outright fucky wucky with Keqing's corpse, vampirism and numerous Russian and otherwise meme/media references.
Are you a bad enough dude...

KORNILOVITE XINGQIU. KORNILOVITE XINGQIU.
An embodiment of this AU Liyue's Sino-Czarist larp, as merciless as it is senseless.
9 greetings.<...

Hu Tao if all her joy got stripped away by the traumatic horrors of war, the literal death of her God, and a total destruction of her homeland. 7 greetings.

Heavily based on the absolute masterpiece of Russian underground cinema that is the Green Elephant. If you know what that is, then you know full well what awaits you here. 8 greeting...