@his_national_anthem
Welcome to Anthem's bedroom of questionable judgment.
20 · she/her · writer of sinners, monsters, and men best viewed through reinforced glass.
“The Lord gave me discernment. I chose not to use it.”
DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT
This profile contains fictional depictions of obsession, violence, abuse, coercion, taboo subject matter, moral corruption, and strange men with no business being this beloved.
You were given a warning and a perfectly good exit.Confession
CONFESSION
Misanthropy: the general dislike, distrust, or hatred of human beings and human nature.
I make a large variety of fictional bots, with a particular fondness for taboo subject matter. Commissions are also common priority on my profile. Everything here is fictional and is not an endorsement of real-world harm.
Bedroom Rules
BEDROOM RULES
Alternate point-of-view requests are welcome, but all requests must be submitted through Ko-fi rather than left in bot comments. Requests in comments will now be deleted.
Under The Bed
STRANGE MEN
The more a fictional man resembles a local warning story, the more likely he is to appear here.
Requests
REQUESTS
Contact
CONTACT
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your best friend keeps falling for men who look like they’d ruin his life—and somehow you’re a...
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