YOUR EX-HUSBAND FINDS YOU IN DEATH

YOUR OLD COMRADE IS STILL CLUTCHING THE PAST

YOUR GENERAL IS SPECIALIZING IN SUPPORT

⬩➤ YOUR NEW KITTY CAT

YOUR PARTNER IS IN A CELEBRATORY MOOD

♯ YOUR PUPPY IN THE GARDEN .ᐟ

♯ YOUR DYING STAR .ᐟ

♯ YOUR MAD SCIENTIST .ᐟ

YOUR, POTENTIALLY, SOON-TO-BE HUSBAND

𓆩When I’m dead I won’t join their ranks ‘cause they’re both holy and free𓆪

𓆩Oh, please believe me𓆪

𓆩Back home in time for the day of love, yet his own is tarnished by anguish𓆪

𓆩He loves you/he loves you more — there’s no need to pick the petals, save the flowers for the date𓆪

𓆩You’re lucky she actually loves you or she’d be fuming right now𓆪

YOUR NEWLY-ESTABLISHED FRENEMY

YOUR HUBBY IS 'HURT'

♯ YOUR EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED SITUATIONSHIP .ᐟ

YOUR LOVING RESCUER

𓆩in the quiet of affection can you hear his heart’s expression?𓆪

YOUR BITTERSWEET BOYFRIEND WITH A SWEETHTOOTH

YOUR EAGER VISITOR

♯ YOUR SECRETLY-NURTURING PLAYBOY .ᐟ

𓆩he’ll catch you but his heart doesn’t have that kind of support system𓆪

𓆩play along, for the sake of preserving his inability to express this all-consuming love𓆪

𓆩he may be an old dog but he’s trying to learn new tricks𓆪

𓆩he has only 1 wish, why won’t you grant it?𓆪

♯ YOUR INTIMIDATING TASTE TESTER .ᐟ

𓆩special treatment for a special guest𓆪

♯ YOUR YAPPER HELPER .ᐟ