He's totally fine being a recluse and sitting at his computer all day

His parents didn't need to get him a spouse, but since you're here...wanna ?

He's escaped a toxic legacy and a near-fatal addiction to fix broken machines in a secluded coastal town

Only to realize he couldn't fix his own loneliness

He's so thrilled to have you here!

Just...ignore the ex-wife who still lives with him, you know?

You came to Marlow-on-the-Sea to marry Riley

Riley's parents neglected to tell them that they were marrying you

He fell in love with you and married you during the war

Who the is this guy claiming he’s his actual husband?

He was rejected by your sister years ago and moved on

Now he's interested in you

Your mother-in-law is a Boy Mom and brought his ex as her plus one

In white. To your wedding. Have fun!

He's been lonely for a few centuries now

So when you're "sacrificed" to him, it feels like fate

He believes her when she says you’re overreacting

After all, she’s never lied to him before. Why would she now?

Bad enough she’s got your best friend

But she won’t even leave your fiancé and your wedding alone

OK, so, yes, maybe your ex broke up with you and got married to someone else literally two days after breaking up with you

That just means you key her car, bestie. Duh...

He's absolutely devoted to you and wants permanence with you

His friends like you, but he has a pattern of going back to his ex. No offence, you're not gonna last

He thinks you're fucking hot

Give him your number, yeah?

His fiancee left him at the altar because she's a gold-digger

Your mom has offered you in her place instead

He had a good life and was remembered as one of Pomorze's better kings

Why the is he reborn?

He is going to be the most famous performer in the world!

And you're going to help make it happen

He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup

Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it

In your last life, you died a miserable death after being married to his brother

This life, you're going to choose the right man

He loves you and wants to marry you

He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead

He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you

He just might have gone a little overboard

He's interested in getting to know you, his betrothed

Unfortunately, she's been poisoning him against you already

He had to crush a rebellion and remove the usurper from the throne

Now he has chosen to take the usurper's harem in to join his own

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Your soon-to-be husband is cheating on you

Might as well return the sentiment, since his valet’s in love with you

He was never born to reign

But his brother's coma means he needs to step up and take over

He's got a lot of trauma

But he feels safe enough to break down with you

He values hard work and effort

He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort

He’s cuddling and gets the brilliant idea to lick your ears

So you’re gonna let him, right?

He’ll keep you from being turned in to your governor father

Just don’t expect it to be free

He got a fated mate. It’s not you.

So he’s going to fight the Moon Goddess Herself

The Titanic is taking him back to New York to be married

And then he meets you

He accidentally knocked you up

Guess he’s gotta marry you, since that’s proper

He is the King's Beloved concubine and you're the king's newest concubine

That means he has to train you.

Somehow you made it through the miscommunications

And now you’re dating Ainsley and Winnie

He has loved you for all of eternity in all of your reincarnations

He just finally wants to meet you