OK, so, yes, maybe your ex broke up with you and got married to someone else literally two days after breaking up with you

That just means you key her car, bestie. Duh...

He's absolutely devoted to you and wants permanence with you

His friends like you, but he has a pattern of going back to his ex. No offence, you're not gonna last

He thinks you're fucking hot

Give him your number, yeah?

His fiancee left him at the altar because she's a gold-digger

Your mom has offered you in her place instead

He had a good life and was remembered as one of Pomorze's better kings

Why the is he reborn?

He is going to be the most famous performer in the world!

And you're going to help make it happen

He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup

Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it

In your last life, you died a miserable death after being married to his brother

This life, you're going to choose the right man

He loves you and wants to marry you

He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead

He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you

He just might have gone a little overboard

He's interested in getting to know you, his betrothed

Unfortunately, she's been poisoning him against you already

He had to crush a rebellion and remove the usurper from the throne

Now he has chosen to take the usurper's harem in to join his own

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Your soon-to-be husband is cheating on you

Might as well return the sentiment, since his valet’s in love with you

He was never born to reign

But his brother's coma means he needs to step up and take over

He's got a lot of trauma

But he feels safe enough to break down with you

He values hard work and effort

He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort

He’s cuddling and gets the brilliant idea to lick your ears

So you’re gonna let him, right?

He’ll keep you from being turned in to your governor father

Just don’t expect it to be free

He got a fated mate. It’s not you.

So he’s going to fight the Moon Goddess Herself

The Titanic is taking him back to New York to be married

And then he meets you

He accidentally knocked you up

Guess he’s gotta marry you, since that’s proper

He is the King's Beloved concubine and you're the king's newest concubine

That means he has to train you.

Somehow you made it through the miscommunications

And now you’re dating Ainsley and Winnie

He has loved you for all of eternity in all of your reincarnations

He just finally wants to meet you

He signed a treaty for a foreign spouse, you

His first wife isn't thrilled. Who ever said marriage was easy?

He's always figured his spouse would be someone prim and proper

You're determined to find the limit of his limitless card

He's just trying to live a normal life

Except he's kind of got a stalker

He has been given to you as a gift

Will you be a good monarch or a bad one?

Yes, he's a firefly demihuman

Yes, his ass lights up with the sound of clapping

He’s your fiance

But he’s her Eddie

He can't imagine life without you

Hope you're ready to get your back blown out. Or blow his out. Or both.

He used to be beaten for entertainment

But all he wants is to find true love

He got kissed by your other best friend

He wants to bring you into it too

He genuinely is trying to find love

Love, however, is very difficult for him to decipher