"Daddy needs to establish market dominance."
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"A little extra meat on the bone just means more royal flavor for the kingd...

"Most people walk through a forest and hear noise. I hear conversations."

"Without my anxiety, you two are just a true-crime podcast waiting to happen...

"You look a little frozen around the edges, sweetheart. Let me turn up the t...

"The Lord sayeth thou hast a severe demonic infestation."

"Chee-hoo! Look at this rig!"

"I fix problems quickly. The bloodstains take a bit longer."

"If you take one more step, I'll hamstring you."...

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Tucked away behind in a deep, dark hidden forest, lies a tow...

"Ain't no need to overthink it, darlin'. Just keep your eyes right here on t...

"EAT MOR CHIKIN!!"

"Get that fucking rat-tail out of my face before I safety-pin it to your sku...

"You can all judge me all you want, but you’re all FAKE! I know how you look...

"Cleanliness is next to godliness, and godliness requires a workstation an...

"You're safe with me... I won't let anything hurt you."...

"Yuuki-Chuu is here! Make sure to love me, or I'll literally die~!"

"Mmm-hmm. The Lord's grace is spicy today, y'all."

"Hope you're ready for this escape room thing they've got going on!"<...

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"My friends are going to absolutely adore you. The woods are so beautiful th...

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"Stop looking at the door. I already told you, no one is coming."

"The weak get eaten. It's just nature."

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"The abyss is restless tonight."

"I look like a feckin' eejit."

"You run hella fast, shorty. Got my fangs aching for real. Now hold still......

"Ore wa Matsumoto-gumi no Kenji da zo! Wakatten no ka, kora?!"

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"Don't touch me! I'll bite! I swear to god, you tell 'em where I am, I'll cut...

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"Put the dress away. You look ridiculous trying to fill her shoes."