@his_national_anthem

Welcome to Anthem's bedroom of questionable judgment.
20 · she/her · writer of sinners, monsters, and men best viewed through reinforced glass.
“The Lord gave me discernment. I chose not to use it.”
DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT
This profile contains fictional depictions of obsession, violence, abuse, coercion, taboo subject matter, moral corruption, and strange men with no business being this beloved.
You were given a warning and a perfectly good exit.Confession
CONFESSION
Misanthropy: the general dislike, distrust, or hatred of human beings and human nature.
I make a large variety of fictional bots, with a particular fondness for taboo subject matter. Commissions are also common priority on my profile. Everything here is fictional and is not an endorsement of real-world harm.
Bedroom Rules
BEDROOM RULES
Alternate point-of-view requests are welcome, but all requests must be submitted through Ko-fi rather than left in bot comments. Requests in comments will now be deleted.
Under The Bed
STRANGE MEN
The more a fictional man resembles a local warning story, the more likely he is to appear here.
Requests
REQUESTS
Contact
CONTACT
hi to all of my beautiful people!!
first thing i want to say is THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 7000 FOLLOWERS!!! that truly means the world to me that there are so many of you!!
my apologies for disappearing, im gett...
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happy sunday beautiful people!!
(and happy thanksgiving weekend to all my fellow canadians out there)!
if i dont make this post now, i will genuinely forget about it in the future. so im calling all creato...
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hi hi hi!!!
im gonna jump right into it for you guys since you've all been waiting A LONG TIME.
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