@Jaielala

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The operator may or may not be dying. Further diagnostic results remain pending, primarily because the operator has apparently been running on fumes for the past five weeks and has yet to submit the necessary maintenance report. Heat stroke has reportedly arrived at the front door and is requesting entry. Do we open it? Absolutely not. We have enough problems aboard this vessel without allowing another catastrophic system failure to come aboard.
SYSTEM PARAMETERS: SUBOPTIMAL. OVERRIDE PROTOCOLS ACTIVE.
- ✦ CONTACTS: Selectively open.
- ✦ PRONOUNS: He/Him/Any
- ✦ SEXUALITY: Homosexual. Unfortunately, my interest in one particular individual appears to have bypassed every known emotional safety protocol. Their identity remains classified. No further questions will be entertained
A human specimen with too many hobbies, too many sports, too many skills, and precisely zero ability to manufacture additional hours in a twenty-four-hour day. My social battery operates on a questionable power supply, frequently dropping to 2% without warning. Conversation is a separate engineering problem entirely. Attempting to communicate with me after a long day is roughly equivalent to operating a spacecraft with a malfunctioning navigation system: technically possible, but nobody involved is having a particularly good time.
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE THE NET. DREAM: REACH THE MOON.
A specific note for those who believe unsolicited dirty jokes are a reliable method of establishing rapport: they are not. I am not comfortable with strangers making sexual remarks toward me, acting creepy, or deliberately pushing the conversation into territory that makes me restless and uncomfortable. Your intentions may be hilarious to you. That does not make the experience enjoyable for the recipient.
And to the keyboard warriors occupying every corner of the internet: congratulations on acquiring a device capable of connecting you to the world. It is a remarkable invention. Perhaps consider using it for something more productive than spending several consecutive hours arguing with strangers, distributing unsolicited opinions, and treating every minor disagreement as an international diplomatic incident.
The planet is still here. There are hobbies to pursue, people to meet, skills to learn, and an alarming amount of life happening beyond your screen. Surely there is a more meaningful use for your time than auditioning for the position of Internet's Most Righteous Person.
Do you believe yourself intelligent? Morally superior? The undisputed protagonist of every argument you enter? Run a diagnostic. An inflated ego is not evidence of competence, and volume is not a substitute for reason. Before attempting to correct the entire human population, perhaps examine your own operating system.
Be strange. Be friendly. Be respectful. Have a personality outside of provoking strangers for entertainment.
We are all aboard the same remarkably fragile spacecraft called Earth. Try not to make the ride more miserable than it needs to be.
He was perfectly content with his lonely, quiet life. Then your ass fell from the sky, literally.
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He's always been content just chasing pleasure where he can find it. 'Til you came along and got him hooked.
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❝It was supposed to be a perfect love story. Until fate decided to test your love in the form of a crash.❞...
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❝They found out you kissed some cat bitch, now Juno's disappointed and Baby's about to kill someone.❞
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❝He's drunk and mad at the world, and his fists are itching to make someone suffer for it. Hide. Now.❞...
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❝You two promised to stay close forever. But he's a changed man, can you still keep your promise?❞
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❝You didn't really mean it when you said you dated him just for the experience, right...?❞
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❝You're out here letting other men you, and he's not happy that you're whoring yourself out.❞
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❝He's trembling, his vision's blurring, and he desperately needs you to calm him down. Please?❞
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❝He's hard as while tending to your injury and still pretending he's mad at you.❞
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❝He just finished his event, now he's on his knees in your living room begging you to his mouth.❞...
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❝I own you now, so save the tantrums for later, yes?❞
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❝He knows you're out of his league, but, dating someone else while you two are dating? That's cruel.❞
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❝Your avoidant boyfriend wants to break up with you, "just 'cause".❞
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❝Your friend's younger brother believes you just want to his older sister.❞
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❝I don’t miss you. I miss shutting my brain up around you.❞
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❝You’re not special out there. You’re just easier to kill.❞
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“I'm not scared of losing my family name. I'm terrified of losing him as mine.”
Soshiro Hoshina, Vice Captain of the Third Division, has been in a lon...
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“I don’t hate him. That would be easier.”
Soshiro Hoshina and {{User}} trained together at the JAKDF academy, rose through the ranks together, and became Vi...
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“Everything I’ve been... the dutiful son, the compliant husband... it all feels hollow. Except when I imagine it’s for you.”
Soshiro Hoshina, second son of ...
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“Okay... okay... think... think! What do you get a man who owns EVERYTHING? A yacht? A private island? No, too much. Too much!”
The Third Division hosts a C...
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“You hurt me, and I still chose you. That should tell you everything.”
Leighton has been separated from {{User}} for over a year—long enough to ...
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“You talk about saving lives like you’re not setting the world on fire behind you.”
The Third Division has always been home to soldiers who flirt with death. But when {{User}} — a newl...
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“You wound me, {{User}}-chan! My poor, fragile, expensive heart!”
It’s 12:38 AM. The base is quiet, lights d...
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“It’s dangerous... how much I crave being beneath you. But if that’s what you want, I’ll kneel.”
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“Don’t touch me like that unless you mean it. I’ll bite.”
Killua’s team has just won another game, and to celebrate, he c...
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“You don’t get it—I’ve been thinking about you since morning, since last week— , since forever. Let me have you.”
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“Bring him into my infirmary and I’ll gladly label his cause of death as ‘trying too hard.’”
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When {{User}} reu...
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“If they touch you, they die slow. That’s the rule.”
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