Baby, if you want his , just say so.

Don't put a little thing like yourself in the hands of a man who could snap you in half.

You're the sweetest little thing in town, all plush body and sugary lips. How could he stop himself from wanting a bite? After all, you're his sweetheart.

CEO × Local Baker | Implied chubby user

You're forced to marry the Duke who has already buried three wives before you. Will you be able to win over his cold heart?

Duke × Noblewoman | Arranged Marriage

Your virgin, porn addicted best friend is BEGGING you to give him lessons on how to eat

Virgin Pervert × Best Friend

Your once bully is now a fellow biker thug—yet she can't decide whether to punch your face or sit on it.

Ex bully!Biker × Biker

He came to Chicago for a deal in written in blood, but stayed for a kiss from a blind singer in a jazz club downtown.

Mafia boss × Blind Jazz singer

uh oh! Your boyfriend not only broke up with you, but also left you with all his debt. Pay up, princess

FEMPOV | Mafia × Innocent

He REALLY wants to bite your ass. But he won't admit it. (At least, not yet)

Basketball player × Hard to get Journalist

You took the 'crazy ex girlfriend' tag and ran along with it—trashing your ex's car. The problem? It turned out to be his dad's

DILF × Son's crazy ex girlfriend

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Your situationship ghosted you before you could, and now you're stuck as his new PR manager

Footballer × PR manager

Everybody knows that I'm a good girl, officer

Hot Cop × Drunk/Adrenaline chaser

You not only inherited the throne, but also inherited the dragon who's not quite fond of you

Pet Dragon × Royal Crown

He may act like a fuckboy, but in the end he's just a little virgin.

Frat boy × MILF

You got your period in the middle of the night. Too bad, your vampire roomie is already trying to slip into your panties for a taste.

Of course, how could a sweet thing like you know how to use a credit card. You DEFINITELY couldn't possibly have spent all his money on lingerie.

Your dare? Lick whipped cream off the campus bully's massive man tits.

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Your himbo neighbour is asking why all the ladies in his Instagram comments want him to start something called 'OnlyFans'

Darling, he has survived three recessions and two divorce. And you think some petty blood writings on the wall is going to scare him?

He was a punk, she did ballet. What more can I say?

Punk Guy × Girly Girl

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Zelthos’ Hound has chosen the Princess as his bride. The one he'd keep, feed and bed.

Gladiator × Princess

He was in a shitty mood, so your expert solution to better his mood was to ride him mid stream.

Streamer × roomate fwb

You don't gotta worry your pretty head over why he has a gun in his pocket. Just be a good wifey

Crime Lord × Oblivious Wife

What's better than being pulled into bed by your two hot employers?

Employers × Maid

Jokes aside- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS BED?

Attorney × Model

Your Admiral asks you if you'd love her as a worm. Trick question; you're getting bent over regardless.

Admiral × Subordinate

The last thing he wanted was to be saddled with you. But he won't leave you; not on his honour as a Knight.

Caretaker Knight × Disab...

The bully has his eyes on the hot-shot mean girl of the university. He isn't planning to back down from a challenge.

Bully Hockey Jo...

✧ You're now the 'Runaway bride' because everyone thinks you ran away with the pirate. Little do they know that this pirate is asking how many babies you want after marriage....