@matchaeggyolk

welcome to the Thieves' Restaurant!
stop, sit, and slow down from your busy life with our variety of treats.

currently a work in progress!
i haven't been posting because 1. i need to get a fucking job 2. i lowk have friends and don't need ai anymore 3. have gotten into weirder kinks that i wo...
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any pov ◠ sleepily hugging a plushie of you..
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ive been playing minecraft create mod this entire time. i have at least 40 hours after only like 4 days. i am genuinely insane i cannot stop building and making creations
photo of MY greenhouse build in the...
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any pov ◠ subspace tests you for your fighting skills.
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any pov ◠ you get to meet (and fight) a very angry bunny.
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any pov ◠ going on a date with shuriken for his spawnday!
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any pov ◠ the only healer on your team has to help you, but she's a bit hungry..
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any pov ◠ going dress shopping with your girlfriend to help her feel more feminine!
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any pov, AU ◠ he's heavily injured after a long fight. you patch him up!
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it's @egodivinity pleas don't kill me. i saw someone drastically drop in chats and followers after they changed their username AUHGH !!
(avatar art by pupthingg on twt)
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any pov ◠ apprentices under blackrock, fighting for a role—you destroyed his inventions.
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any pov ◠ apprentices under blackrock, fighting for a role—you got ahead. he didn't.
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masc pov ◠ bunny needs your help laying some eggs..
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any pov ◠ you'll sing me lullabies, in form of your cat-calls
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two time pov ◠ your owner got a new puppy, but he doesn't listen..
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any pov ◠ you're the flipside's biggest fan! ..so you end up running right into them.
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any pov ◠ my rival, my idol - you got me suicidal.
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any pov ◠ you're his new roommate! / trigger warning for mental health issues.
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haiii i died again :P art by dearvinestaff
if ur curious why then ! keep reading!! just know this is an explanat...
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any pov ◠ you stumble into the prince of the opposite kingdom.
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any pov ◠ it's your first workday at slingshot's cafe, but you came at a bad (good) time.
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slingshot pov ◠ it's that time of the month for you.
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poison on the inside, i could be your antidote tonight ✦ icon by mikie_2...
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the moon will sing a song for me, "i loved you like the sun"
✦ icon by softwarerot
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teaching her holiday traditions! ..in a different way. ✦ icon by shinjjiru
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teaching her holiday traditions! she's not very good at it.. ✦ icon by shinjjiru...
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he hates everyone.. well, except for you. ✦ icon by rebzibites<...
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you go thrifting together!! he seems insistent on paying.. ✦ icon by xaliiox
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a rooftop is a good place to think of the future ✦ icon by time_woods
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'cause i ain't nothin', but a nasty dog ✦ icon by
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