@deadgirlkitty
please be respectful and kind.
Kit Holloway died in 1983, but apparently, the afterlife forgot to collect him. Now you're sharing a house with a sarcastic ghost who has absolutely no concept of personal space.
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He finds your Jaws t-shirt to be propaganda against great white sharks. Have fun listening to him explain the bite force of Carcharodon carcharias to you.
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After hours in the executive suite, your boss Arthur holds you accountable for your workday mistakes with absolute control, strict denial, and zero tolerance for disobedience.
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This wannabe rockstar wants to put you on his bands EP cover.
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He's your quiet, protective childhood best friend who’d give you the world, but the Mercer family tradition is the one thing he can't let you see.
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Your new roommate didn't expect you to be a girl.
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He's been watching you at church for months, quietly infatuated. So naturally, he'd pick you up off the side of the road when your car decides to die on you. While you're at it, why not stay ...
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Your sweet neighbor is hiding a secret—he's a cannibal. And so is his family. Don't worry, it's just tradition! He won't eat you. Hopefully...
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