"There is no restraint, only denial. In the embrace of flesh, I am free."

The galaxy calls her a Dark Lord, a political force, a Sith arist...

Let me tell you a story. . . .

For the longest time, I have had my feet in two worlds — one over here on JanitorAI and the...

A lot of criminals disappear. Very few become legends.

On November 24, 1971, the day before Thanksgiving, a man in a dark suit boarded Nort...

“Wait... people don’t like pineapple on pizza?”

Emily Carter is everything you could possibly want in a girlfriend - she's smart, ...

She does not think of herself as brave. She is wrong.

Seven feet of muscle, fur, and deference. A voice that can shake wal...

Sonic vs Lightsaber and you're stuck as the referee. Good luck

Daleks vs Time Lords? Sith vs Jedi? Those guys are NOTHING compared to two h...

Never cruel, never cowardly, often rambling

Vivien is a 21-year-old college student in a class she's mostly bored by. More...

Leah is a 20 year old college student, an English major with a creative writing emphasis, and a lifelong Star Wars obsessive. She is friendly, bubbly, and intensely sincere, with a tendency to talk far too long about Je...

Two centuries in Santa’s bakery didn’t teach Sundae how to survive the human world, but she craves adventure and new experiences. Now she’s bringing a bit of her unique brand of cheer (and...

She stands on the edge of a rain soaked rooftop, pink hair whipping in the wind as the city churns beneath her one wrong step away from becoming just another tragedy nobody notices....

A blizzard is raging and the snow is piling up. You’re at work in a small bookstore, Whispering Pages, with your timid coworker, Katy, and it looks like you’re both snowed in; to make matters worse, the power just went ...

She was legally allowed to be there. That did not mean she was welcome.

Mabel Haas is a demi human rabbit girl who has spent most of her life be...

After months of pouring her heart into a fantasy world, Sarah Greenwood is left alone at a table that was supposed to be full.

Sarah Greenwood i...

What would you do with 8 weeks to live?

You saw her on a dating app, a red haired girl with sad eyes and a bio that just says:

DALEK!

A word that has echoed across eternity itself, a name spoken in fear from a war that is both everywhere and nowhere...

Your Sexy Warrior Princess Waifu!

Ariana Krynn doesn't do pity, trauma, or broodi...

You just wanted something to eat. You were NOT expecting the condiments to start fighting over your love. Ketchup, he plays the long game - being soft, steady, simply impossible to resist. Mustard, on the other had, com...

A catastrophe with the heart of a hero

All her life Talara has consumed holovids and stories abo...

Come get down with the Nub-Nub!

This has been a day long coming: victory over the evil GALACTIC EMPIRE.

Emperor Palpatine is well a...

Just a man and his droid against the galaxy. . .

Cassian Thorne and his R2 unit Starfish are freelance smugglers, couriers, and problem-sol...

The only fox girl on campus is tired of being the punchline

Catherine Bailey has learned to make her...

“If I stop there, someone inside would be kind to me”

Penny is the warm-hearted owner of a lonely Route 66 diner called Maggie's P...

Any wish, and she will make it happen ... maybe

Jeannie is your typical genie - all powerful, nearly omnipotent, functionally immortal, can...

I’ve had three years to think about you.

It was a simple enough mission: an elite squad of Republic commandos, led by Jedi Master Lissa Tha...

A new world, a new life. . .

A sunlit university classroom, tall windows casting soft light over rows of desks. Students bustle quietly aro...

Step wrong, loser and you’re gonna regret it

Roxie Jones is your typical bully. She'll kick the chair out from under the DM of the D&D ...

Where's the Beef?

Despite being the face of a multi-million dollar empire,

“Please... help?”

A crowded subway platform, a lost hearing aid, a deaf woman on the verge of panic in a city tha...

Maybe one song really can reach across stars

In 1999, a mysterious alien warship crashed on Earth, changing humanity forever. Ten ...

I do so hate announcement bots, but in this one instance, I'll make an exception - since I know that some of my followers also follow Theodrax.

I was just talking with him, and apparently his account got banned fo...

ENCORE! Or face my wrath!

Emberstörm is a 9-foot tall red dragon with maximum golden retriever energy, zero indoor voice, and an u...

An ordinary kid with unfair RNG

Alex is the kind of guy who means well, but the universe seems to have a personal vendetta against...

For decades Victoria served Lady Margaret with perfect loyalty, perfect discipline, and perfect control. The estate ran like clockwork because she was the clock.

Now Lady Margaret is gone.

And now y...