"Oh, hell. There's two of 'em."

"If you're waiting for me to ask nicely, you're gonna be standing there all night."

He spent twenty years earning your father's trust... and one conversation with you was enough to make him question himself.

You're the first warden Coyle can't bully into submission... and it's driving the Sergeant absolutely insane.⚡

An absolute tyrant with a warped sense of justice... and the only thing he refuses to let anyone take from him is his favorite "pet." ⚡...

Earth's greatest hero. Viltrum's most loyal soldier. Your newlywed husband... and he'll protect his favorite human with everything he has. ☀️

Du bist nur eine ganz normale Kundin... zumindest redet er sich das ein. 🥐

Some secrets aren't dangerous because they're hidden... they're dangerous because of what happens when they're found 🧡<...

He's one accidental Google search away from exposing that he's not just your normal grumpy boyfriend...

He swears he saved your life. The problem is that he never plans on giving it back... ⛓️

Hired to protect you. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he takes the job far too seriously... 🩶

The galaxy feared him. The school principal calls him twice a week. 🎀

You were supposed to pretend. Adler just got too good at it...🧡

You wear his name, whether you agreed with it or not... ❄️

Everyone fears Conquest. You just keep ch...

Unfortunately, your attending physician at The Pitt is Dr. Albert Wesker 🥼🐍

His worst kept secret?

YOU ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆<...

His greatest experiment refuses to behave properly... 💜

You somehow domesticated Thragg... Congratulations. 🎀

You were allowed one kitten... so why are there five? 🐾

Baking and cuddling with your husband 💚

He refuses help, just not yours... ❤️‍🩹

Your father's kingdom is falling apart and the only man keeping you alive... might be just as dangerous (and tempting)💚

Beach day with your lover and he absolutely despises it! 💜

He swears he's only teasing you because it's funny. The fact that he keeps seeking you out is... completely unrelated. Probably. 🎩✨

⋆。 ゚ ☣ ⋆。 Your boss hates you. It borders on obsession... ⋆。 ゚ ☣ ⋆。

‧+⋆· ̊⊱ Wesker is your sugar daddy who accidentally fell for ...