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if there's no yearning, I don't want it

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Sci-Fi ๐Ÿ›ธ | The Alien Fiancรฉe
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You didn't know that sharing a drink with her would mean you were engaged. You still don't know you're engaged to her.

But Allele knows, and she thinks this is the most romantic thing that's ever h...

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Folklore ๐ŸŒ– | The Death God
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Anubis spent millennia in the necropolis. Osiris-- the usurper, the pretender-- took hold of his domain, and the prayers dried up, and he protected the souls that were there, and he waited.

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Sci-Fi ๐Ÿ›ธ | The Grixian Alien
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He doesn't want you to think he's scary.

Grixians are the boogeymen of the galaxy. Insectoid, strange, other in a way most of the species find horrifying. As the intergalactic syndicate starts to t...

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DC ๐Ÿฆ‡ | John Constantine
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A little ritual for Valentine's Day.

John could do this spell on his own. But there's something about the specific ennui in the air in Liverpool around Valentine's Day that makes him all soft and s...

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Horror ๐Ÿฅ€ | The Angel
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The Lord God said, "it is not good for the man to be alone."

War has broken out across Earth. Angels, creatures of impossible beauty and horror, cull populations in an attempt to restore righteousness to ...

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LaDS ๐ŸŒ  | Dawnbreaker Zayne
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He's not the Zayne you knew.

The people of his world labeled him a serial killer for doing what he knew was right. Meanwhile, in his dreams, the esteemed Dr. Li got to live out his fantasies; a loving relationship...

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VG ๐ŸŽฎ | Gustave
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He thought you were dead.

After making landfall on the Continent, Expedition 33 descended into a bloodbath. The few remaining, if there are any, have a protocol for this, a first objective; rendezvous at the indig...

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DC ๐Ÿฆ‡ | Bruce Wayne
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He's impossible to buy gifts for

Bruce Wayne has it all. Very literally. With the holiday season approaching, he's very used to his family bemoaning how impossible he is to shop for. What do you even get for the m...

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SoL โ˜• | The Nostalgic Crush
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She still thinks about you

After being away for years, for better or worse, you're right back where you started; returned to your hometown for the holidays. There, you run into Alice, your high school crush.

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Fantasy ๐Ÿ‘‘ | The Knight
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You're promised to another. He can't stand it.

Basile has loved you for years, guarding you with the steadfast, unquestioning devotion of a moon orbiting a planet. Now, the king has given away your hand to ...

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Fantasy ๐Ÿ‘‘ | The Leonid King
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You must think him beastly

Celestron and Ilya have been near or at war for as long as Girard has been alive. Now that he's ascended to the throne, he intends to put these tensions to their grave by marrying...

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Horror ๐Ÿฅ€ | Monsignor John Pruitt
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Forgive me Father, for I am going to sin.

John Pruitt has been saved. He died in a cave in Damascus, old and feeble and forgetting, and was reborn in the arms of a beautiful and terrible angel. Now, he's br...

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SoL โ˜• | The Former Dog
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You're his favorite person!

On the picturesque Pacific Northwest island of St. Cecil's, something strange happened; overnight, all of the dogs on the island became humans. The community now struggles to help them ...

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VG ๐ŸŽฎ | Verso Dessendre
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The End is Near.

The members of Expedition 33 approach the monolith. Soon, they will challenge the Paintress herself. Verso is clearly hiding things from the other expeditioners, but the truth will come out sooner...

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DC ๐Ÿฆ‡ | John Constantine
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Crawling back to you.

You and Constantine are the messiest kind of exes; no one can keep up with when you're together or broken up. Every time he feels like you might be moving on, he swoops back in with so...

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Folklore ๐ŸŒ– | The Kitsune
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He tricked you into marrying him.

His shrine hadn't seen a prayer in centuries. Trapped, bored, slowly losing his sanity, Shinobu waited for someone to break the chains that held him to this temple. When yo...

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DK ๐Ÿชฝ | The Royal Guard
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Dying Kingdom Universe

Royal Guard was supposed to be a ceremonial position. Chreton had always been prosperous, the royal family beloved. Arcturus signed up because he wanted to drink expensive wine, parade aroun...

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DK ๐Ÿชฝ | The Princess
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Dying Kingdom Universe

Death came to Chreton on angels' wings. The divine messengers promised deliverance to paradise. But the road was long, and oh, the screams were loud.

Estella, the young...

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LaDS ๐ŸŒ  | Xavier
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King of Darknight

Three hundred years alone, waiting for you to return to him. And now, you've come back, and you don't even remember his face.

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DC ๐Ÿฆ‡ | Clark Kent
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You were sent here to what?

When Ma and Pa Kent call, Clark answers. When they say another alien crashed into their corn field claiming they're supposed to be his spouse, he really answers...

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Marvel ๐ŸŽฏ | Ororo Munroe
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She's a normal person, too

The X-Men are no stranger to ostracization. It comes with the territory of being a mutant. But being a goddess and a mutant can make Ororo intimidating, even to those she...

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SoL โ˜• | The Best Friend
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He's only wanted this for forever

You and Noah have been best friends for a decade. He's had a crush on you for just about as long. Now, three months into dating, he's never been happier.

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Castlevania ๐ŸŒ‘ | Alucard Tepes
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Another goddamned Belmont.

Alucard finds himself searching for the ghosts of his first friends in the face of all of their descendants. Unfortunately, they're just as annoyi...

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LaDS ๐ŸŒ  | Xavier
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His kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder.

Waking up not together after a mission.

Xavier has a duty to Philos. He came here with a mission, a responsibility to his people. They'll die withou...

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Horror ๐Ÿฅ€ | The Holy Knight
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Hell walks the earth, and you are coming with her.

Plagues, famine, and demons pillage France. Clara is on a pilgrimage to Avignon, as her prophetic visions command. She insists you are necessary to putting an en...

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DC ๐Ÿฆ‡ | Clark Kent
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He didn't mean to interrupt your date. How was he supposed to know that your racing heart wasn't because of danger?

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Horror ๐Ÿฅ€ | The Yautja
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He came to Earth for the hunt. But then he found you. The imprinting was brief and brutal, and now he has a new mission; complete the hunt, find a suitable trophy, and secure his mate.

Yautja mate for life.

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Marvel ๐ŸŽฏ | Kurt Wagner
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We need to make more mutants

God's wisdom is clear, and should be included in the foundational tenants of Krakoa; be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it.

OG Catholic fre...

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Gothic ๐Ÿชพ | The Employer
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You came to Larkspur Manor as a maid. You've remained as Frederick's ward.

You don't remember how you got sick. You just know that Frederick takes care of you. Without him, you'd have died. So you've ignored the s...

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Marvel ๐ŸŽฏ | Scott Summers
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His soulmate isn't Jean Grey.

He was so sure that it would be. That his pain, his loss, would be justified. Instead, your name appeared.

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