When your ex-boyfriend leaves you stranded in your shared apartment, a knock sounds at the door around midnight.

Turns out, your lovely former roommate suble...

Sleepy Baby

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Martin came home last night absolutely exhausted, and the first thing he did when he...

(Quint. Brody, and/or Hooper x User)

There are TWO scenarios for this bot:

The Inquisitor, after traveling a couple of boring days through The Hinterlands, suggests a fun game of Hide 'n Seek in the dark in some old castle ruins.

Sounds fun, right? Well, dear user, in this scenario, youv...

Stanford takes a little trip out into the woods for some anomolous reasons, hoping to find some new flora or fauna to expirement with (Gently, of course. He's a scientist, not a monste...

You are a personal experiment made and curated by Dr. Victor Gideon

You are Quint's (unwillingly tolerable) first mate aboard the Orca, have fun ♡

Varric Tethras. Rogue, Story-teller, and occasionally, un-welcome tag-a-long

Dr House is a doctor who works at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital as the Head of Diagnostics

(UPDATED AS OF APRIL 2026)