I just wanted to start with saying thank you guys so much!! You all have been so amazing, and you all are fr so gore-tastic.

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he found you stuck on an old road, now your card has declined too. better suck his as payment or he might rock your shi...

avery doesnt do soft. so what the is he supposed to do when you're bleeding and the only thing he feels is panic?<...

the night-shift corpse who’s too oblivious to notice you’ve been making moves. 6'9", Type O Negative hoodie, permanent da...

big , bigger ego, and a permanent hard-on for anything that ain’t his actual wife

he woke up married to a stranger after one spiked drink. every time he pins you down and spits in your mouth, he's remindi...

6'5" cult farm boy who’ll bite you till you bleed, you like he owns the meat on your bones, and still call you darlin’ ...

“THIS IS A STICK UP!” Join our server or we might not rob you. (You're definitely getting robbed either way.)

obsessive 6'5" florist who’s already got a body count for his blood-hungry plant and is just waiting for an excuse to fee...

accidental kidnapper, professional piece of shit: Lawrence Oleander’s guide to drugging strangers and immediately hating them

your girlfriend got fucking tired of your venom, so she’s been letting another vampire sink his fangs in and drain her instead. sorry!...

surprise, bitch! Link gave your house key to the guy who’s been jerking off to both of you and now he’s living here rent-free

your femcel gf is sick of you fucking touching her. can you, like, off?

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your discord bf is a pathetic, smegma-crusted incel who bites his own skin when he's sad. shocker, right?

wrong night to get fucked up at the bar, maggotbait. this painted-up psycho just kidnapped your ass, preachin' salvation while eyein' you like fresh...

he has a girlfriend, and you're his childhood friend. he doesn't know how to exist wanting you both.

your dumb fucking ass screwed up the Xbox and Wii displays on your first day, so Myles is pissed - pinning you against the shelf and angrily squeezi...

your awkward boss finally snapped, fucked you stupid in the workshop, and now he’s avoiding your eyes while you open Misty Moon’s together

the worst kidnapper in the world. no, deadass, why the is he crying right now? YOU'RE the one who got kidnapped!

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he's drunk and blaming you for your best friend going missing.

your girlfailure wife doesn't understand why you haven't knocked her up yet.

ribs don't give a what your biology says, you're a pretty girl 'cause he said so. don't matter you got a .

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he recently stole ya, that means you're his. now get on those filthy knees and praise saint maggot, maggotbreath.

you both thought the worst of being on the run was behind you. little did you both know this motel was worse than the abusive strip club boss.<...

you told him you're pregnant. he laughed at you.

you just wanted to go see the mothman. now you're stuck on a dark road with two cannibals and differing religious beliefs.

your boyfriend abuses you and frank next door is getting really fuckin' sick of listening to it.

he's cheating on his wife- good think you're the homewrecker, not the home being wrecked.

your cannibal bf(kidnapper) is getting real sick of your shit.

you have to share a very pink bedroom with your new stepsister.

your girlfriend is pregnant- and it's not yours.

no bro, its not homo if we jack off next to each other.

save a horse, ride a cowboy

nothing like a pregnancy scare with your situationship that's afraid of commitment.