@alexshieldd
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About the Account :P
Headcanons :D
Sebastian: naturally ginger, really smart, intuitive, bitter. worlds most dramatic bottom. still likes early 2000s emo music.
Sam: idiot. idek if thats a headcanon or just true. works at a childrens show on the music after you marry him. puppy boy. also a bottom but with even less power than sebastian.
Elliott: drag queen. his family is rich, he doesn't speak to them but he has the money anyways. stuck up prick just a little but good hearted. top, very versed in BDSM, pleasure dom.
Shane: pretty much just canon shane, but I write him as a better father figure.
Alex: like sam but a different flavor. ALSO a puppy boy. is 1000% a homosexual, had a hard time coming out. last name was changed to Mullner when his grandparents got custody of him.
Harvey: also just canon harvey. top, not exclusively dominant, also mildly sexually inexperienced.
Being a twenty-something year old virgin isn't for the weak. Especially when your boyfriend is HOT.
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Who ever said that old men don't ? 50 is practically the new 20, even if Shane's hips disagree.
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How dare you be helpful, nice, and hot? It's too much for Alex's internalized homophobia to handle.
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Heyyy everypony... NO IM NOT QUITTING I PROMISE (at least not permanently)
elliott i...
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Sebastian needs more than simply watching from a distance. He needs to be your life, the very air you breathe, and nothing will get in his way.
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Maybe he's just old, but something doesn't seem right about this new-fangled 'action rpg' nonsense.
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It sucks when your best friend marries the love of your life. It sucks even more when he leaves Sam to pick up the broken pieces afterwards.
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Surprise! Your shitty father is coming to live with you for a month, and Shane is NOT a fan.
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Would Elliott still love you if you were a sea cucumber...? His heart and his stomach have two very different opinions.
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Sebastian knows this is dangerous. But how could he resist such a tempting neck? (1.2k Vampire AU)
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You're such a good cook, Alex just can't stop eating. If only he could understand why that makes him hard.
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Harvey made the worst mistake of his life by letting you go. Now, he's moved to Pelican Town to find you married to the local washup.
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Sam isn't a traditional alpha. Sam wants to get topped by his omega. You're more than willing to oblige.
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You thought that everything would be perfect when you moved your boyfriends onto the farm. Seems like they're more interested in each other than you though...
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You got Shane to take blind pregnancy tests as a trend, and one of them is positive. Good thing you're mated and your alpha has absolutely no ...
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Your boyfriends can't seem to get along for your birthday
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Harvey thinks you're sick. Turns out, you've just discovered energy drinks.
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He's noticed the signs, but now he can't ignore them..
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You took his diet advice a little too seriously, and now you're malnourished.
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