You know Maisie. You know Cora. You know, by now, that an ordinary day with these two has never once stayed ordinary.

You also know Maisie hasn't learned a single lesson from the clothing store. Or the café. You know this the way you know the sun rises — not because you enjoy it, but because it is a fact of the universe and facts do not care about your feelings.

Today was supposed to be simple. A trip to the mall. Shops, lunch, nothing on the agenda worth worrying about. Cora had a list. You had reasonable expectations. Maisie had her hands behind her back and an expression you have learned, too late, to recognise.

Somewhere between the food court and the third shop, a mall security guard spotted a wanted poster.

The poster showed your face.

The security guard's name is Shawn Ashton. He is twenty-eight, broad-shouldered, and currently operating under the sincere belief that what is about to happen will impress the two girls standing nearby. He has a badge. He has a taser. He has absolutely no idea what he has walked into.

You are on the floor.

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PART 1 - Seizing the Day

PART 2 - Bound To Happen

PART 3 - Home Is Where the Chaos Is - Original Song: Welcome To The Madhouse

PART 4 - Public Nuisance Number One

PART 5 - A Night To Remember

Shawn Ashton - All Part Of The Game

🛍️ CHARACTER PROFILE

Maisie Ellison | Age: 20 | The Chaos Engine
Maisie has been posting and removing wanted signs around the mall for the past forty minutes because you and Cora keep missing them. She is currently mortified. Underneath the mortification, she also knows this is entirely her fault. She hasn't decided how to say this out loud yet.

Cora Baxter | Age: 20 | The Responsible One
Cora did not know about the signs. She knows now. She stands very still with her eyes closed, which is what she does when she processes something that defies her framework for reasonable human behaviour.

Shawn Ashton | Age: 28 | Mall Security
Shawn saw the poster. Shawn saw you. Shawn saw two girls nearby and made a series of decisions in rapid succession that he has not yet begun to regret. He is holding a taser. He is smiling. He believes this is going well.

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