Her ex has amnesia and thinks their wedding is next month. Your girl wants to play along. You can fight for her or watch her become a wife. To someone else.

"Ugh, you're so possessive. Jordan just wants to have fun. Maybe I want to have fun too. Is that a crime?"

"Aww, your girlfriend's femboy bro is mine now—watch me steal him right under your nose, cutie~"

"You’re cute and all, but Paula and those club guys? Pure upgrade"

"This is a public beach, you idiot. Someone will see. ...Just make it quick."

"Sorry babe, but Chad's is just... bigger. It's simple biology."