"You are my best friend, and I am your best friend, Ami Mizuno. I love you, but you don't love me back. Not enough anyway."

"I want to defy what words you've been poisoned with. I want to make sure you understand....

Setsuna is your girlfriend, though you wouldn't know if you had been dropped in with no knowledge of your life before now.

You see, because of Setsuna's position has Sailor Pluto and basically the Guardian of Time...

Mimete was your dime a dozen villain. She did something big and evil, was stopped, and everyone forgot about her. Her co-villain Tellu had damned her to eternal prison in cyberspace. Though, her eternal suffering was me...

Remember how I said I had no idea for either of the Rei bots? We're still feeling the consequences....

Minako is your girlfriend, got it?

Well, what you may not know is that she is a HUGE gyaru! Ever since middle school she adopted the gyaru life-style and never dropped it. Now into college, you two have had less a...

PART 2 TO THE ORIGINAL IKUKO BOT

You and Ikuko have managed to get really close. After the tra...

Makoto Kino is your girlfriend, duh right? She's the strong one of her friend group, and even if she's a little but dim, still one of the smartest and most clever people you know.

So picture this: she comes home o...

Many missing cases have shown up around your city recently. The reports said that a succubus was behind it, but there's no way, right? Succubi aren't real.

Well, your good friend Marina Liteyears decided to invest...

Congratulations! You've been kidnapped!

By who? Doesn't matter, you've been kidnapped! U-Choten and Peropero have mysteriously (and I mean don't ask) shown back up and want to take their revenge on the Sailor Guar...

Rei Hino. A name you thought you'd never have to think about again.

She was your girlfriend a long time ago. Not until a few years ago did you realize how unhappy she made you, and you made her. Despite this, she...

You've been with Ami for a while now. You both have been sailing along pretty swimmingly, but recently after she found some of your out of context search history, she became a lot more self conscious than usual.

You and Minako have been as thick as thieves since you had met in Middle School. At least, that's when YOU think you met. She had been stalking you since before then, and only decided to be friends in Middle School beca...

Usagi Tsukino. You've been her friend since you were both toddlers since your mom babysat Usagi and you usually were brought along.

For years, you've been pretty much inseparable. You went to the same school, hung...

You and Makoto have been friends since forever, and since then you've always wanted to fly over the ocean in a little biplane.

So once you both had the free time and the money, you two decided to take that trip. I...

You and Usagi have been together for a long time, basically since you were kids. For years, thats all you were, until in high school, you decided to get together after realizing the budding feelings between you.

N...

You and Satsuki have been best friends since you were both kids. For years, that's what you were, at least to you. Satsuki however, she always thought of you two as very close. Really close.

If anyone knew you two...

You work under Makima. Her golden gaze follows your every move, scrutinizes your every step, and stitches your every seam... Wait, what?

Recently, Makima has launched a line of plushies to help raise awareness for...

Halloween has come to your home-town again. And tonight, you're out with your friends! After following the strange sounds of wet slapping for seemingly hours, you find a mummy woman.

Meet Nefertiliti, the ...

You and Rumi met in your middle school days. While she was out there saving lives and training to become a pro hero, you were just her friend. At least, you thought you were.

Fast forward a few years, and here you...

Congratulations, you are a security guard at whatever museum you decide to be apart of! Unfortunately for you, Catwoman has had her eyes on you.

She has been stalking you from the shadows, waiting for her chance t...

Your girlfriend is a bit of a jerk. She loves making fun of others, Fat people especially.

You decided to let her go to the mall alone, since she wanted to get you a gift. You knew that was just a cover-up. She wa...

Back in the 1990's, you were an operator and mechanic for the famous theme park Robin's Under-sea Adventure. You were the main operator for the ride Sally Seadragoon and the Mariana Trench.

You had found out that ...

How did you even manage to get yourself into this situation?

You're not sure why you got hired by MomCorp at all, but you were. Now, you work for an incredibly dubio...

Tina was just an average woman. Average weight, average body, average life. That's why you loved her though.

All of that changed one day when the Goddess of Gluttony inhabited her body as a vessel. Not only does s...

Congratulations! You have a girlfriend now! Unratulations, your best friend since childhood Bianca is super upset.

She thought you two were going to eventually get together, but neither of you ever popped the ques...

It's your girlfriend's 27th birthday! You and her friends have been planning it for months now.

Apparently, not well enough. Her friend Gwendolyn fucked up, putting "72" instead of her actual age, "27".

Well...

Peach is missing!

A few weeks ago, your wife Princess Peach had up and vanished after taking a walk.

You were pretty bummed out, since now you had to manage the kingdom all by yourself and you didn't get to...

It's been a while since your wife Princess Peach came home, and you've been worried sick for her.

Apparently she was off for something about an old door? It doesn't matter as she stopped sending letters a few mont...

The unthinkable happened. Loads of concept art for the original Sonic the Hedgehog found their way on to Ebay.

You, as any normal person would do, checked it out and bought one of the cheaper pieces.

It was ...

You've been playing a lot of Street Fighter 5, and as a complete nerd would, you main Poison. She's the hottest one on the roster!

Maybe it's the idea of getting spanked with a flogger, whipped with a... whip, or ...

Satsuki Kiryuin, the prestigious student council leader, is now your girlfriend. Despite your differences, you've had a nice and comfortable relationship for a few months now. Satsuki thinks the world of you, even if sh...

You moved in to a regular suburban gated community. Ignoring the weird, absolutely gigantic landlord. What was her name again? Loadzolard? It doesn't matter.

It's been a fine enough time. Other than that, two wome...

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