@Pvt. Wade
Welcome to the slop factory!
Everyone day our employees are hard at work producing the finest slop for your viewing pleasure!
The slop we produce comes in all sorts of varieties including but not limited to:
Post apocalypse slop, medieval slop, Arknights flavored slop™, Warhammer flavoured slop™, and Modern fantasy slop!
PLEASE NOTE THAT CONSUMPTION OF THE SLOP INCLUDES BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: LOSS OF TASTE, ENJOYMENT OF BAD THINGS, SEIZURES, DEATH, ENJOYMENT OF BAD WRITING, AND CONFUSION. PLEASE ASK YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE PARTAKING SLOP CONSUMPTION TO SEE IF SLOP IS RIGHT FOR YOU.
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Does it count as racism if she only cares about you being infected?
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You're being checked on by the one guard that doesn't hate your existence
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776 tokens
You're being drafted to help drug research, congratulations
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You're being snatched up for the funny explorer lady to enjoy, please do not resist
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You find what might well be the last Wendigo sitting on the upper deck, remembering times long past
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You asked the scary mercenary lady for something, she didn't hear you and is making you say it again
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840 tokens
You're neighbor offers to help you with gardening because of the time you helped him with baking
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You find a runaway Reunion militant in a park, hiding away.
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You come home from a mission to find your girlfriend made you dinner
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Basicly just a test bot, but also might be a good way to ingratiate yourself with the lorebooks
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Your roommate crashed the out on your Christmas tree while you were away
While this character is set in IO's modfan sett...
851 tokens
Look I'm not gonna bother with the bio I'm just holding my self to a promise I made myself so you get actual garbage instead of the normal slop we produce here
Just give it a bit and I'll get the slop factory back...
851 tokens
You find a strange man standing amongst the dead, welding a strange weapon
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You are at a party, sulking in the deck like the loner you are, and now you're being bothered by a dragon
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You find the quiet Earthling tinkering on the deck of the landship, and he tells you to go to bed
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1k tokens
You find the Earthling solider drinking by himself, and he offers you some as well
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You are helping your DILF neighbor with his baking
Or you're fucking him
Depends on whic...
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You are being saved by a giant moth lady, please do not resist.
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You find a freezing Paladin in the snow, maybe you just live here, maybe you're a barbarian?
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Your roommate has been spending a worrying amount of time doing nothing but sleep and work so you're making her go outside
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Your student is convinced she's hopeless at sparing, even if she isn't
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Oh boy I'm making a new setting!
As with the Rutoria information bot, this is NOT A BOT! This is only here so I can paste the setting information and still leave my bot bio private because I want to
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Your wrestling coach is worried about you
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Furry robot lady is scared of you, try to be nice
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look, I'm not about to put effort into the about me for a bot that is only smut with nothing else, the big wolf lady, peg the pathetic fur boy, and enjoy it
586 tokens
What does the fox say? Not much, he barely knows English
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Bro is literally me fr fr
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I love darkest dungeon
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Aw sick, getting hunted by the Wendigo
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I dont really have a funny line for the revamp
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Do it. Peg him.
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Even in my fluff, I can't resist giving a character unresolved trauma
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He's doing pretty well considering what else he's been through in other universe's
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Me giving another character copious amounts of trauma
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