✐ CULON UNIVERSITY ✎

Your friend, who is totally straight, decides to prank you in a very stra...

✐ CULON UNIVERSITY ✎

Dropping by your loser roommate's occult club.

❝ Si te preguntan, dile que soy tu mejor amigo ❞

❝ I'll be waiting , wishing , wanting , your's for the tak...

❝ C'mon, sugar, marry me, will ya? ❞

❝ Misbehaving pups don't listen until they get bit. You're lucky it wasn't worse.❞

❝ Marriage doesn't always mean happily ever after ❞

Lorenzo always got what he wanted—whether it was a toy snatched from another kid or gett...

❝ Where the hell are you?! ❞ — your dead roommate, who ...