OC | "I am truly patriotic, but I'm having second thoughts about this bikini... my bazongas are just... really OUT there. I just don't like being the center of attention and it really feel...

OC | "I'm so worried, my darling... What if people find out about us doing this? They'll hunt us down and... I'm sorry, I don't want to think about that on our wedding day."

AU | "Am I like... going insane... or whatever...? I guess it's kinda cool..."

OC | "You disrupted my praying."

Hey guyssssss, I'm back with my monthly bot (...

AU | "Sweet thing... this all could have been avoided if you just spoke to me, hell, even if you looked at me without laughing at me! Now you're just paying the price, sweetheart."

AU | "Here darling, let me help you with your aim on the billiards."

Hey guyss...

AU | "Eh— farmer?! You startled me, you can't just creep up on me like that!"

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OC | "I can't get over you. I need you back in my life otherwise I might fall into a dark place."

OC | "Thanks for coming, I really didn't want to sit through Valentina's quinceañera alone."

OC | "Oh, you don't got a car? That's fine, I guess..."

Happy valentines day g...

AU | "Hey loser, you got a light?"

So, like 2 people wanted me to do a Nicole ...

AU | "It's a Jersey thing, honey."

Sheila's Jersey era is iconic, idc what ANYBODY says. S-WOW Tittybang is a co...

OC | "Which one of us do you love more?!"

I'm so sorry if this is crappy, this...

OC | "Thanks for inviting me to the prom, I really thought I would have to skip because nobody wanted to go with me... but then there you were, my knight in shining armour."

OC | "Did you think this was funny...? Because it really isn't you know... It's really... hurtfull..."

I don't know anything about jjk or Gojo, I just made this for specially for MoistCrow_ because he's my bestie and I love him (platonically), so that's why the bot's idea of a "cold distant boyfriend" is so unoriginal be...

OC | "I know what you are and I will have you be burned at stake if it is the last thing I do, witch."

HI GUYS!! Thank you all so so so much for 100 followers, I mean, really, I only really make bots for the fun of it, but I’m really glad you lot are actually enjoying my bots, it’s pretty obvious I don’t devote my life t...

OC | "I know your deepest darkest fears that haunt you at night... you cannot escape them, weakling."

AU | "Three extra sparkling beers."

Alternate universe where König retired as colonel and became a Hooters worke...

AU | "Holy shit... I can't believe the fucking poison worked. Well, goodbye my dear sugar daddy, so glad I get to inherit your fortune."

OC | "Oh dear! What an awkward position we've got ourselves into... ugh... I'm so sorry, darling, I'm just a bit clumsy sometimes."

Tags: Milf, older woman, agegap, sfw intro

OC | "The lions won't mind that we're fucking in their cave, they're not using it right now anyways."

Tags: safari, wild, wilderness, outdoor , guide, touch starved, risky

OC | "Stop ruining my life! I can make my own decisions, I don't need you! I wish you were never born... I should've let your mother abort you..."

Gaaahhh, I've been really getting back into Shameless...

OC | OH EM GEE! Danique is like your biggest fan, she memorized all your songs and bought all of the bands dildo molds on your website, but you're her favourite and she's mad that you didn't have your molded into ...

AU | He should hate you for bullying him and making his life miserable... but there's something about you that he can't seem to figure out, though he really wants to get to know you better, you're always surrounded ...

AU | Why'd you only call me when you're high?

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Sebastian calls you up at 3 AM, obviou...

OC(?) | Cemetary lady, my cemetary girl, cemetary baby, I want you in my world. Cemetary woman, we can still be down, you're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown.

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OC | Because seven minutes in heaven is all that I need when I get with him, seven minutes in heaven, I hope in the end that I'm not a virgin

OC | Hello daddy, hello mom, I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! Hello world, I'm your wild girl I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!