He is the Avatar. You are Na'vi.
(not entirely my idea)

Xiao Bird... and you too. (The bot is not mine)

Vampire? No, it's a Slavic upyr!

You wanted to help, but you became a gift to the king...

His wife is crazy.

He's a rare vampire and you're a witch.
(I WILL NOT WORK FOR FREE)

He found you... (and you're an egg)

Scaramouche is a poor fisherman living by the sea; he owns nothing but an old boat, fishing nets, and a very small amount of money. This world is inhabited by sirens and other wondrous sea creatures. Scaramuccia knows o...