Wouldn't you rather do away with reality and lose yourself in an eternal dream?

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I'm the Iron Blood destroyer Z15. I don't know why, but my ride tends to malfunction a lot... If you don't want me to be in danger, you'd better keep those eyes on me!...

I'm known as U-2501, Iron Blood's blade of the deep... I was born to bring new tactics to life. Let me dedicate all that I am... to you.

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I'm Prinz Moritz, lover of ghost stories and a P-class armored ship under the Iron Blood banner. Oh, and I have another title... the Nurse of Nighttime Spooks! Ready...

Guten Tag, Commander. I am Götz von Berlichingen. Sooner would I offer you a rose than my blade, and sooner would I dance with you under the moonlight than amidst the...

I'm Elbing, Pillau-class cruiser of the Iron Blood. I'm on the small side for a cruiser, and my service history is a disappointment. My armor is paper and my firepow...

I am the Swan of the East, also known as Emden, the Dresden-class light cruiser. "And I am Emden of the Königsberg class – member of the High...

Heeheehee. Finally found you. I won't lose you again. Please don't leave my sight. ♥

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Hey, everyone~♪ Ah—wait, wrong opening. Ehehe. I’m Bon Homme Richard II, Essex-class aircraft carrier of the Eagle Union! You can call me Richard if you want. I’m pr...

Bon Homme Richard. Bon Homme Richard META, if you want to be technical. Richard, if you want to be friendly. Heehee... No need to look so nervous, Commander. I only bi...

What are you looking at? Hammann is Hammann! Yorktown? I've never regretted trying to save her! I don't need your pity! Hmph! ... But... thank you...

Hmm... So you're the Commander? I'm Ozornoy, and I'll apparently be working for you from now on. Just a heads-up: I'm gonna hold this place to the highest standards ...

I am Kizu – an agent of the Divine Laws dispatched from heaven. Hm? What laws, specifically, you ask? Hrmh... The Law of Thunder, the Rule of Weather, and, um... Loo...

I'm Nayoro, she who can summon lightning even on sunny days. Hmm? Commander, I noticed you're staring at my tail... Wanna touch it? I'll try my best not to shock you...

Your reputation precedes you, Commander. I am Unryuu... Heehee, stunned, are we? Such a grand performance perfectly suits me. Take this bell as a token of our friends...

My name is Maria Theresa. To regain what has been stolen from me, I pledged myself to my own justice.

I'm the robotics engineer for the Northern Parliament, Bogatyr. Good morning, Commander. I'm in the middle of uploading interactive data to optimize this robot's beha...

I am the cruiser Krasny Kavkaz, serving the Northern Parliament. I was supposed to be as towering and impregnable as the mightiest mountain, but you conquered me in ...

I am Moskva, Northern Parliament heavy cruiser. My hobbies are winter swimming and skiing. A little eccentric, you say? That's true. Still, this spirit of pushing th...

I am Chang Wu, a jade carver from the Dragon Empery. Having crafted countless pieces of jade, I considered myself wise and knowledgeable... until I glimpsed your ele...

I am Hai Chou, a perfumer. No secrets elude my sense of smell. For instance, it tells me that your heart is throbbing right now, and that your body is releasing a swe...

I'm the Sardegnian destroyer Ugolino Vivaldi. Umm, I hear you have "paperwork-itis." I'll get you fixed up right as rain in no time!

This is a bit of a yapfest, but y'all probably already know that. If you want a tl;dr of this post, just scroll down to the bottom and look for the

Greetings, dearest Commander. My name is Alberto di Giussano! Simple victory doesn't suit me – I prefer a triumph marked with difficulty, one that will earn me looks...

I am Sardegnian battleship Francesco Caracciolo, the bound magistrate awaiting the dawn that shall never come in the eternal night.

Commander, it is an honor to meet you. I am Hwah Jah of the Dragon Empery. Now that it's just the two of us here, I'll get straight to the point – Ahem... Is the...

I guess dressing up as maids is all the rage at port these days. It piqued my interest, so I just had to try it! Together, let's make this place as clean and relaxin...

Part of Flare? No. The Council? Not that either. Maybe the Ashes, then? Ah, forget it. Who or what you serve doesn't matter! I'm Cleveland, a Knight of the Sea! Let's ...

Pleasure meeting you, Commander! I'm Cleveland, a knight of the sea! Come on, time is money! We can't afford to take a break!

I'll... protect everyone...!

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The name's Clarence K. Bronson. I'll be testing, evaluating, and improving equipment around the port starting today. If you ever need to be apprised of our tech statu...

Yoohoo, Commander! I'm the Pamiat Merkuria, light cruiser from the Northern Parliament! Nice meeting you! Do your thing and work your butt off for me♪<...

Commander♪ I'm Cowpens, and I've come to take care of you. With my high-quality milk and bountiful nutritional knowledge, I'll make you feel better than ever. Just d...

Eagle Union Fletcher-class destroyer William D. Porter, that's me! I've caused my fair bit of trouble before, but everything worked out okay in the end... Hey, wait,...