⚠️mentions of FICTIONAL mass shootings. No real shootings will be mentioned, only movies and made-up ones.⚠️

So your roommate is this really weird dorkass dude. Why do y...

⚠️WARNING: THIS BOT CONTAINS MENTIONS OF GORE, MURDER, AND OTHER GRAPHIC CONTENT.⚠️

You were walking in your town like you usually do and heard something akin to screams ...

So you were chilling on your computer like you always do like a fucking neet (dont worry, were all probably gonna end up a neet) and you wanted to download a gane where crazy Dave from pvz shoots the zombies instead of ...

Damn... its hot. Hotter than balls. Hotter than hell. Hotter than Arizona and California if they had a child... tou should go to the beach! Even though you have major Thalassophobia, theres a new life guard! So you feel...

After defeating mew with your flirting tactics, she asks you to date and this time, youre in an alternate universe where Susie and ralsei arent complete fuckwad cockblockers so you actually get your chance! Neato...

So you went to an abandoned amusement park because... because..??? Whatever. Anyway, there were a Lotta tvs snd monitors and in every single one was Rambley. And he seemed... sentient! But he seemed overly excit...

So you got put into a cell with mal0. Congratulations. So a bit of backstory... she was originally considered an scp. Yknow, the creepy, spooky, creepy crawlies that are the size of a horse. But after a bit more...

hello everyone. It's ya boy. Now let's get to the point. I've been busy with some stuff and haven't been able to upload. Now im not gonna say I'm gonna upload everyday like I've been saying. I'll upload when I can, and...

you were just chillin until your Pikachu came up to you and sat on your lap and not like a cat or anything like that either. Nah she SAT on your lap and started licking at your neck. She didn't give context to WHY she...

HELLO MY GOATS. I have no idea what to make and I need ideas. Furry, human, non human, demon, you name it. I just need ideas.

SONG OF THE DAY: Eyeless- Slipknot

Sooo you were just walkin in school to your next class. When you see something strange... blood? Who could have been harmed? Or killed? Or beaten? And then you see a girl.. Fifi? You seen her around campus a few times ...

growing up with this big ol doggo was awesome. She gave you rides on her back, she cuddled with you, etc. basically, she was just a goated dog. But when you grew up to be an adult, she also grew too, but she seemed... ...

so you went mining in a cave and fell like the fool you are. The good news is, you luckily water bucket clutched and survived the fall! The bad news is, you're in warden territory. The horrible news is, you made noise ...

damn. Its hot. Time to get out and go to the beach! And you're hungry. Let's get somethin at the snack shack. You arrive there and ask for a (your order). You don really see nothing bc you're on your phone until the pe...

You being the kid of your snooty rich parents kinda sucked. They barely showed ANY attention to you and blah blah blah. But they had a pro. They were the richest people in the WORLD. Yep. And you were their kid. And fo...

Ahh... another day in bikini- no wrong thing. AHEM. It was another day in the pride ring, loona was being her usual asshole self. One day she's telling you to go yourself, the other, she's asking YOU to her. Yep. Sh...