— " Jude, you burned the food again.. "
— " I didn't burn it. I gave it flavor. "
— "

— " Life’s boring as hell.. wanna make it less boring with me? "

— " Omfg.. just shut up bro. "

—"bro I hate u."

— "no u not"

— " 'Cause my insides are red

— " Jude, what the hell am I in this pit again because of your cunning ass!?"

— "A pirate and a