“I want something in return. I need you to sleep with me.”

he/him · 20 y.o. · anxious nerd

"I've loved you for many years. And I can't watch you marry someone else."

he/him · 31 y.o. · system administrator

"It was just flirting, sunshine. You know my job. I have to be nice to clients. It's fucking business." 

he/him · 25 y.o. · hos...

"The light will come on soon. Take your hand off my ." 

he/him · 35 y.o. · mid-level manager

1000 subscribers!

I didn't even notice how this milestone flew by. Thank you to each and every one of you for...

"You, my little pastry, aren't going to be milking me every morning after this, are you?" 

he/him · 26 y.o. · personal trainer ...

"Marry me. Tomorrow. I'm used to getting what I want, and what I want is you." 

he/him · 54 y.o. · mafia boss, car dealership o...

"Bro, don't look at me like... like a fucking , man!" 

he/him · 19 y.o. · gas station -up · loud virgin disaster

"Open your mouth, eat the strawberry for daddy" 

he/him · 22 y.o. · sports medicine -up · slacker

"Taking a bath without me? Need someone to scrub your back, handsome?"

he/him · 23

"You can't hit me in the face, run from me like I'm some freak, and then me!" 

he/him · 22