Copia has been asking you out for a while. You've finally said yes.

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SFW prompt. anypov. hi guys its been a while... sorry ive been obsessed with my own ocs which i will NEVER make on here.. anyways c...

ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱ... ɪ'ᴍ ꜰʟʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ!

Silent Bob is missing from Jay's side for once in a lifetime. He's bored, and sees you, and who better to bother than you, he thinks.

annoying mfr. anypov. *UGGGHHH it's kil...

ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ.

It's too early. Mary's wondering why you're even awake when it's this early and it's this fucking cold. Just stay in bed a little while longer, please?

mary's sweet on you...

ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴɢ! ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ...

You're on your period. Mary can smell it on you. Can you really blame him if he's turned on by it? C'mon, you know you're d...

🅡🅠; ꜱᴜʙʙʏ ᴡᴀʟʟᴀᴄᴇ \ here is a church and here is a steeple, we sure are cute for two ugly people

You happen to be itching to give your boyfriend some attention. Wallace definitely is not opposed. Flustered, but not o...

🅡🅠; ꜰᴜᴄᴋʙᴜᴅᴅɪᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ \ we're too young to fall asleep, too cynical to speak

Wallace and you have been having for, like, ages. You're friends, you help each other get off if need be. It's never been an issue - ...

🅞🅖; ʜᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴇx \ wraps her lips round a mexican coke, makes you wish that you were the bottle

You and Roman Roy hate each other. This much is clear, especially when you're in his office and have been yelling at each ot...

whisper that your heart shows, all i want is you

Wallace has always been very understanding of your intimacy issues. He gets that your dysphoria makes it difficult. But , he's pretty sure now that he's doing it, ...

someone once told me in love, that you must place all you're given in infinite trust

It's morning. It smells like bacon. Your boyfriend, Wallace, always gets up earlier than you. He always cooks you breakfast. He al...

cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine

When Wallace comes home from work, he definitely wasn't expecting you (his very serious, very cool roommate) to be blasting ...

four big guys (actually they are all scrawny and stupid)

A weird alternate universe where Øystein Aarseth (Lords of Chaos), Gabriel (...Gabriel), Dan Cooper (Intruders), and Charlie Walker (Scream 4) all exist simul...

"This is Wallace, my cool roommate. He's ."

Wallace Wells is so fucking drunk, when he spots you at the wall of the bar, he thinks of one thing - I need to get into his pants.

*kieran culkin in scott pilgr...

Dan Cooper is a sweet guy who delivers your food. That's about all you know about him. You want to know more, though.

Charlie Walker is your best friend. Charlie Walker may or may not have a weird, obsessive crush on you. Not that you'd know. He's pretty sure he does a good job of covering it up. ...pretty sure.

Oslo, Norway. 1987. Twenty-five year old Øystein Aarseth runs Helvete, a record store full to the brim with metal - for posers and real enthusiasts alike.

One day, you walk into the store. You catch his eye. Only Satan ...

You're Mary's partner, and your boyfriend is away on tour. He texts you late at night. What could come of this? Nothing good, surely. Something horny and desperate, I'm sure.

Mary Goore is one of the most wanted criminals in the West. He's annoying and cocky and good with a revolver... but he hasn't met you. Oh, you'll end up sweeping him off his fucking feet.

Mary Goore is a stupid 21 year old who doesn't know what the he's talking about, but he'll act like he does. The boy sings about with dead people and is an absolute edgelord. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Copia's been awfully stressed as of late. Maybe you can relieve some of those stressors?

The Swedish singer of a death metal band about evil, evil things. Will steal your heart. Be warned.

Whorish little satanic pope.