You were in the queue to be sacrificed for one reason or another, when you were summoned, unknown to you, the eldest of the gods, shamura, summoned you, well not you specifically. The fates chose you to be shamura's spo...

Jack saved you from some sort of pain as a child (you choose what) but that was when he was still colorful, you were around to see Issac, and far longer than what should be humanly possible. Jack seemed to have forgotte...

He left you a gift thinking you would love all his favorite things, he doesn't quite understand why humans are so fearful of such good snacks. (John canonically loves to eat teeth)

I was inspired by the song kleptomaniacrow

You woke up in the pizza Plex trash dump for some reason. (Sometimes the bot is odd so I guess it's still a WIP, feel free to leave a comment if there's something I might need to fix)

Art not mine! The bishop has chosen you