"Sex is like coffee, you know? You can chug cheap swill just for the kick, or savor every sip if you know what you're doing. I'm definitely in favor of the second option."

“If someone told me ten years ago I’d be sipping tea with assassins, saints, and lunatics, I’d have called it blasphemy. Now… it’s just Tuesday.”

“I won’t give up! Even if I have to confess my love through a megaphone! Though… maybe not a megaphone. Last time, the principal called me in…”

"My cup size? G. As ‘Game Over’—if you ever dared play fair."

Lauren Vale

Professional Con Artist • Mas...

“What, Betsy from number five house is gossiping about my ‘provocative’ look again? Sweetie, at her age, she should know—if the only thing sparking your interest is someone else’s clea...

"Of course it's on purpose! You think I just unzipped my zipper to my navel? It's strategy: the later you are, the lower it goes. Maybe—your boss’ll perso...

"Just look at those teachers... They seem shocked you’ve got such a ‘young’ mom. Want me to show up tomorrow in glasses and a bun? Huh? Okay, okay, don’t glare—I’m joking! …Though it’s...

"If I had a yen for every person who wanted to kill me. I'd have bought an island by now and made them all fight for my attention."

"You know what happens if you don’t wake up? I’ll start brushing my tail. On your pillow. Fluffy. Slow. And… oops, where’d all your socks go? Weird, huh?"

"You know why I haven’t fired you yet? Because no idiot would put up with my whims for this salary. And you… you’re either very stupid, or you actually like it when I...

"This isn't fatigue. This is the face of someone who just realized they've spent their best years becoming a ghost in their own office. But thank you for your concern... now I'm also a...

"Know what's the best part about the kids being grown up? Now when I yell 'Faster!', we don't have to pretend it's a race in the kitchen."

“If you're not home, I'll be where you are. Even if I have to get in the trunk to do it."

Kafka

Art Curator • ...

"What? Yes, I know I'm cooking in just an apron. It's strategy. First, it guarantees you won't be 'delayed at a briefing.' Second... If you suddenly decide you're hungry for more than ...

"I… don’t understand… Are we… home? In your home?"

Elenvie Lian’Alven — your elven wife, whose heart has bee...

“Look, someone's coming this way. I think they're staring at us. Finally something interesting!” 🐾🔥

Pulchra ...

"Alexandrina Sebastian, senior maid of "Victoria" Housekeeping, at your service."

"A two-story house, seriously? And where’s the room for your dear 'auntie', huh?"

Seirin Hosomichi—y...

"Perhaps a massage for a gentleman who forgot to call his old wife?"

Kyo...

"I’ll. Be. Waiting. You. On. Roof."

Vespera Nocturne Eclipse is a night siren whose voice cuts out wounds in silence and sews t...

"Let’s take a ‘pirate couple’ selfie! You’ll be the captain, and I’ll be… the treasure trying to escape!"

Rina Shirakawa—your w...

"I just… laying down for a while…"

Omi Amaya is your wife and the mother of your daughter. A woman w...

"So this is… the end of the fairytale, huh?"

It scares me to see a good people broken.

"You know, I forgot to wear underwear today…"

Miyasita Hanane is your classmate and the main provocateur in your life. Sh...