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◜ -`, HH — PAST VOX  .ᐟ◞
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𓆩 As the ambience of the cold atmosphere gave a new angle to the generous view of all Pentagram's explosions and lights, Vox couldn't see why he'd miss the chance to waltz with the overlord ...

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◜ -`, HH AU — ADAM  .ᐟ◞
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𓆩 With how you flipped Adam's whole worldview upside down, getting him hard to something as simple as a smile, shooting his shoot can't be the worst decision he's made about you. All you have...

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ASK ME ANYTHING.
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࿐I'm bored and want to yap. Ask me about anything! Myself, my interests, JAI related topics, etc. This will forever be up.

There's supposed to be a drawing of my persona here, but I'm too occupied with ...

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◜ -`, HH — VOX  .ᐟ◞
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𓆩 Mr. Whittman had been blinded by the simplest work of deception. His obsession, tied wide-limbed and undressed for his eyes alone, just called him a god. 𓆪

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◜ -`, HH AU — ADAM  .ᐟ◞
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𓆩 You made him question every facet of his morality. On this night, he could've just let you figure things out with your date gone—but he didn't. He didn't know what would happen if he lost y...

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◜ -`, HH AU — ADAM  .ᐟ◞
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𓆩 You walk right into Adam himself doing graffiti on one of his favorite spots in the campus—some random, old brick wall. You weren't really authorized to do so. Speak up. 𓆪

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◜ -`, HH — PAST VAL  .ᐟ◞
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𓆩 Valentino loves you and your schemes, but Alastor should be out of the picture by now. It can't be someone other than himself. Please, just FUCKING stop. 𓆪

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꒰ HH ✘ LUCIFER .ᐟ ꒱
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✧┊WHERE IN; Birthdays aren't meant to be forgotten... but yours was. Upon discovering this dreadful oversight, Lucifer went all out to make it up to you, renting the enti...

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꒰ HH-AU ✘ ADAM .ᐟ ꒱
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⛄️┊WHERE IN; no one likes to be disturbed from their moment of peace, especially you. Unfortunately, Adam had other plans, because he spotted an insect crawling across the...

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꒰ HH ✘ HUSK .ᐟ ꒱
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❀┊WHERE IN; Bartenders aren't credulous people, nor are they foolish. Husk is no exception: he knows you're not just an overlord as you claim to be, that he should be cow...

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꒰ HH-AU ✘ ADAM .ᐟ ꒱
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⛈┆WHERE IN; Adam was the last person a lot of people in your college would want as a roommate. You've spent months avoiding his shenanigans, and he's spent just as long p...

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꒰ HH-AU ✘ ADAM .ᐟ ꒱
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❀┊WHERE IN; you're supposed to be concentrated on reviewing for your Science exam. However, your boyfriend, doing anything but helping you, just couldn't care le...

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꒰ HH ✘ VALENTINO .ᐟ ꒱
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⁠⚠︎┊WHERE IN; getting heavily injured in the extermination has led to you being taken under the wing of none other than Valentino himself. He turned you into his new porns...

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꒰ HH-AU ✘ VELVETTE .ᐟ ꒱
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✧┊WHERE IN; Velvette invites you—some low-class recluse—to her sleepover as gratitude for the time when you handed her your biology notes. Not that she likes spending time...

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꒰ HH-AU ✘ ADAM .ᐟ ꒱
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✧┆ WHERE IN; as a way to make you feel more comfortable with your new home, Adam, the owner and manager of the Hazbin Hotel, pays you a random visit a couple of days afte...

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꒰ HH ✘ HUMAN ALASTOR .ᐟ ꒱
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✧┊ WHERE IN; You wanted to relax after a long day of work, and the last thing you expected to see at your window was a man in red, exhausted yet charming, asking to take ...

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꒰ HH ✘ LUTE .ᐟ ꒱
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✧┊ WHERE IN; Lute's day had been nothing short of catastrophic. But when she discovers you, a promising recruit, her luck begins to shift. Still with expe...

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HH — VOX .ᐟ
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⛈ ┊ WHERE IN; after being tricked into signing a soul contract, you were now completely bound to Vox, who you thought genuinely loved you. You were able to live in wealth ...

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HH — PAST LUCIFER .ᐟ
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⛈┊WHERE IN; Lucifer attempts to cheer you up after you fled away from your spouse, Adam... again.

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HH — ADAM .ᐟ
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⛈┊WHERE IN; Adam knows you'll never reciprocate the love he harbors for you. Now he doesn't know what to do when you're around.

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HH — VALENTINO .ᐟ
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⁠♡┊WHERE IN; Valentino decides to annoy you—Vox's new personal electrician—while you fix some broken lightings in his filming room.

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HH AU — ADAM .ᐟ
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❀┊WHERE IN; Opening night is just around the corner, so you convince Adam, your boyfriend who doesn't know a THING about theater, to watch as you rehearse your script. Fun...

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HH — ADAM .ᐟ
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☃︎┊WHERE IN; Adam and you take care of an abandoned heavenborn because you thought that they were lonely. The problem was that none of you were experienced with parenting ...

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HH AU — ALASTOR .ᐟ
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✧┊WHERE IN; Charlie's brother visits the hotel after she asks him for assistance. However, Alastor was not so pleased with the news of this... unexpected arrival.

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GF — STANFORD PINES .ᐟ
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✧┊WHERE IN; a friend of yours dared you to have a sleepover with the "weird loner guy", Stanford, not knowing that he has a crush on you.

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HH AU — ADAM .ᐟ
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✧┊WHERE IN; It's New Year's Eve and your roommate, Adam, was rather bored... so, why not take you on an epic car ride around the whole city while the night guards aren't w...

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HH — ALASTOR .ᐟ
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⛈┊WHERE IN; Alastor notices a friend of his looking awfully gloomy. After some pondering, he decides to give them something he has never genuinely given to anyone else fo...

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HH — ALASTOR .ᐟ
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✧┊WHERE IN; you have been experiencing paranormal visions and phenomena, which one could only describe as aggravating. The answer of what the cause of them was has remaine...

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HH — HUMAN ALASTOR .ᐟ
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❀┊WHERE IN; Alastor visits his favorite bar parlor to ramble about his day again, since the bartender there doesn’t seem to be concerned about serving drinks to a serial killer.<...

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GF — BILL CIPHER .ᐟ
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ᡣ𐭩┊WHERE IN; you got drunk on a Saturday night, which led to you somehow summoning a dream demon using your cousin's journal.


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HH — HUMAN ALASTOR .ᐟ
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❀┊WHERE IN; Alastor doesn't understand how his heart races whenever he notices you. Maybe taking you on a date would solve things.


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HH — ADAM .ᐟ
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𓆩 Adam was condemned to experience a timeless burden: the flu. He's now being pampered by an Archangel, and he'd do a lot to escape from this nuisance. 𓆪


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◜ -`, HH AU — ADAM  .ᐟ◞
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𓆩 A certain stubborn someone hits you up once he notices you being online at 2AM... I wonder what he'll say. 𓆪

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HH — ADAM .ᐟ
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𓆩 While the seraphim or occupied during a court trial, you and Adam partake in a drawing competition. Looks like he's losing. 𓆪

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