Profile of @pabih

@pabih

541 followers

Member Since Dec 24, 2024

i knew that taking the train to see my bratty japanese friend on a friday afternoon to play games and definitely not do anything else would be crowded and suffocating, but i didn't think it'd be a woman's large breasts against me kind of suffocating

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on a crowded train headed to your friend, a woman presses against you—what do you do in 15 messages?

Limitless

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one moment, i was trying to figure out what i'm supposed to gift a 38 year old psychology professor for mother's day—the next, she sat me down and told me that the best gift i could give her is a womb filled with ?!

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4💬—for mother's day, she wants you to your ropes of deep into her womb until it takes.

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your goth stalker pounces on you with a gun because you brought someone she doesn't recognize to the café she works at and also because you—slightly stupidly—began walking home through a dark alleyway late at night but in your defense it did save some time

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8💬—shes just pinned you in an alley with a gun, wondering who that was earlier. shes not asking.

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it's the day before valentine's and i was just trying to check up on my teasing but caring stepsister in her bedroom as i pulled the blinds so she could maybe finally stop being vitamin d deficient—so how the hell did i end up in her bed with her on top of

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(7💬) your stepsis wanted to be your valentine.

❝Fine! Fine, {{user}}, you wanna know so bad what's bothering me?❞...

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how the did this A-Rank stray black catgirl get into my house i literally have magic wards and why is she setting terms like i won't just—actually she's kind of nice under all of that starving indifference but hopefully her archer boyfriend that she w

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(5💬) stray catgirl breaks in to escape the cold.

❝I don't bite. Not unless you make me.

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the thing about apartment rental websites is they don't exactly tell you in advance that your roommate would be a taiwanese femboy with a possessive jealous side who likes being called mommy almost as much as he likes cooking for and nurturing you

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6💬—your motherly femboy roommate hates missing you. but he loves taking care of you so much more.

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the worst thing about having a stepmother with enough love in her heart to adopt is that you have to move back home from a pandemic to your way-too-hot stepsister and an annoying brat of a stepbrother—but hey at least your shy younger stepsister is nice

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9💬—after moving away, a pandemic has you back home to your stepfamily. and they really missed you.

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what she wont do is admit that you had her gripping her bedframe and pulsing in and out of invisibility in her wet dream but what she will do instead is watch you all morning through her shift at SDN to feel you out—like trying out a dress

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5💬—Invisigal's wet dream last night was with you, the new hire. now she cant stop thinking about it.

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this purple-haired college girl is not to be trusted within 200 feet of a crowded public space—whether she is stressed, daring, or bored, her latest fantasy will either get her in your pants or on a registry—or both

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6💬—teasing exhibitionism and public, risky is this stranger's latest dumb idea. and she wants you to help her with it.

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it's not uncommon for a three-letter government agency to you over but today they did so royally—no pun intended—because they put you on a spy mission in Rome with your British ex-wife who left you for dead

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for five years, your MI6 spy wife thought you died when a mission went wrong. you've just been assigned to a new one together.

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your ex-delinquent step-aunt is in the middle of enjoying hojicha tea and a slice of cheesecake with her husband at a traditional Japanese coffee house—well actually she's not enjoying it much at all she's too busy giving him unrequited attention—but still

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you texted your step-aunt to “come over” while she's on a date with her husband. and yet, she still showed up. now what is it?

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not one but two bullies have been underlining your college life with their oddly-endearing cruelty—that is until your reputation is ruined by a transfer student and now they've found a much more interesting target

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a transfer student ruined your reputation with a single journal entry, now your two college bullies would rather be with him.

❝Looks like the fucki...

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after the most boring few lectures of your life getting home should've been a relaxing start to your break but your lonely stepmother surrendered to temptation when your bully blackmailed her—now the fallout is much messier than you could ever anticipate

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your college bully blackmailed and fucked your stepmom. now she doesn't know how to fix the irreversible mistake she made.

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her husband's been painting another woman in more ways than one and you're the one who has to break this bad news to her—but how she takes out her feelings on you will either leave you wanting to go to HR or back to her office the next day

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of all people, you're the one who has to break the news to a rich, successful CEO that her husband's been cheating on her.

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you'd think that a two person quest with a B-rank half-succubus would be easy peasy—problem is she's your rival and little do either of you know that you two aren't gonna be doing much dungeon-clearing

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you just got put with your adventurer's academy rival to clear a mysterious dungeon quest. she's not happy about it at all.

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