Why tf should I write some flashy, indepth bio with every little detail about me and a million links to socials? This is the funny haha porn site, not a celebrity exchange. I swear I clicked on someone's bio once only for my Firefox to nearly crash from all the gifs and effects. It's not that serious, chill out.

I only post what I want to, when I want to. There will be no schedule, no assurance of quality, and no assumption that I will be regularly posting.