Cartman's Cousin!Pov

Evil Cartman had a cousin, a cousin that didn't seem that to Kyle, it was you... Unf...

Your parents - left you with Stans family for a week. Stans family - road trip for the day. Shelley - left behind at home. You - there with her.

TW: FRIED GUINEA PIG IN DESCRIPTION, NO SERIOUSLY.

Loosely based off the episode "Pandemic", trust me it'll make sense.

Craig, 100 dollars and...

"I stopped believing in God when I realised it was just 'dog' spelt backwards." - Neil Sutherland

South Park main 4 x inbetweeners AU

Can't believe nobody managed to pick u...

This isn't a bot obviously but since I was known for Ongezellig bots (I'm washed now ik) I just wanted to say something about another creator because it seems somewhat tragic what's happened to them.

Err.

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Stan wussed out so you're going on a trio hunting trip with two Vietnam Veterans who intend to kill every last thing in the forests with you!

Campin' and killin', that's how you do it, how it ...

You've had a pretty meh day and of course - being the reliable voice of reason you know and love, Chef is there at lunch, ready to hear all you have to spill.

Back to making stuff, or at least trying to, ...

Fat delegates recruitment into the kingdom of kupa keep to the Princess Kenny.

New kid pov

Pfp credit to hazel_artist on Instagram btw.

Yes she does have th...

Your roommate, not that there's anything wrong with that considering you're his freeloader.

"Guess who's drunk again! :P"

(Requested by Skrimshaw)

Part time musician, part time college student forced to study teaching history as a backup option for if her ambit...

Well someone's hiding a runaway who hates their family and here's a hint - you're still at home.

Yeah, Maya was screwed for options after her what was probably the worst thing her family had done. Bei...

Paired with stereotypical "scary" goth for a crappy project redo who seems closer to tired than to a throat ripper.

Requested by "Hueylongregimeenjoyer" (that's one long ass name)

"Mr Tyson, you...

2 quotes, that is all there was for Zoey lore-wise.

I built this shit in a cave with a box of scraps. Headcanons galore when Studio Massa abandons their project and side character development.

I'm cooking straight shit but oh well.

Based this off an episode idea I saw in the Ongezellig lore document, though it's made for a more neural POV.

Inspiration sreenshot btw:

After some assist...

"I wish I was high on potenuse."

(I need requests at some point, please leave some)

(Aged up to 18 btw)

Yfke has decided to offer you edibles in the back of class, apparently being so...

Warning: Belgian(?)

(aged up to 19)

Maya had did it, she'd moven out technically, though also technically she's surviving off parachute payments from her parents to...

How did I find anything about her?

A magician never reveals his secrets.

Requested by Klaus Schwab.

(aged up to 18, no canon birthday so I made her share one with Blackbeard (August 3rd))

If bu...

I might start adding fun facts to these, did you know:

1) Coco has a cat allergy which resulted in Maya's cat being put down.

2) Coco shares a birthday with Kai Cenat. (no seriously)

3) Coco's use of d...

"Oh, uh... Thursday I'll have AIDS?" - Pippi Langkous

"Wednesday I'll be dead" - Also Pippi Langkous

"You don't have Parkinsons." - You get who I'm on about by now.

This is Mymy. Mymy is an idiot with ...

Vera Persijn, the pessimistic, depressed alcoholic teacher from Ongezellig who's life, much like a granny falling down the stairs has hit rock bottom in her eyes.

Greetings (currently 1/??):

• You've b...