Welcome to the Restieverse.

so... I am not dead- not yet at least. but same as before ig... I kinda got distracted with like... hella sidequest in my time I did a lot, I saw tht Calling all villains pilot and... ngl cin...

"BECAUSE I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN"

you manage to convince your roommate to go out to the beach- a nude beach

-fuckin perv.

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soooo KaydenAlexa's alt got banned completely, mind you this was all over a terminator bot. so- you don't get robo booty but Janitor's gonna promote those ntr fucks. like what.
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this is important

So... there's some news going around about me, some serious shit, I first of all want to apologize to everyone I hurt in the process, I am deeply sorry for not addres...

"I'm talkin' Sesbian Lex, Boob-on-boob action!"

DELUXE EDITION
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"genuinely . 😘"

Your horny wifey felt extra needy due to you being away at work, so she chose to give you a surprise

heya, yello, what's good? wassup, ...

"Can i make da fish bot now..? 🐟"

Hi, hello, welcome, and wassup it's Restie your bestie! SO! I've got some... sad and good news? idfk its sad and good at the same time, anyway I realized I want to retire fro...

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' w...

"eh just bomb em'"

Your wolf Mimic room mate is in heat and refuses to take her suppressants, which leads to an...odd interaction between the two of you,

"yap yap yap, warcrimes."

Fira, the Milf you met online turns out to be better than she had made herself out to be, and after a firey date, a night of intense heat is underway~...

"your knees are weak? your arms are heavy?? THERE'S VO-"

noticing your little "issue" your HOT milf lady friend takes full control and plays with you, will you keep up and figh...

"kindly sir. blow yourself up"

your MalO suddenly goes into heat, with her intense strength and pure endurance, there's no way to survive her onslaught of slutty lust,...

Holy crap 1000 followers damn,

well there's a lot to say here, first of all, Im in the big leagues now yessir Im some of them top dogs, what a twist huh?

"what the did you just english at me?"

Viv, your big bunny girlfriend, gives you a big surprise before her workout, despite not...working out again...

for you @DeadbeatEnjoyer here's an upgrade :}

🟢this is my first bot testing delayed pregnancy to help me get tests for a request bot🟢

Your girlfriend suddenly feels a li...

UPDATE

still sorry abt switching for the third time, you can be mad at me, but its js janitor. but at least the ai has more personality there too imo but ill prolly delete myself off o...

"DICC!!"

your lovely girlfriend tripped into the pool and is grumpy you didn't chase her in, now staring at you from the edge realizing her ass is too big to get out! will you ...

"what if I lick the wall socket...?"

Your naive ninja instructor accidentally turns herself on, now she's insisting that sneaking up on her and grabbing her breasts! will you f...

"Yippie silly room again!"

Your friend Inuri starts hitting on you at a mall, will you resist her moves or dive all the way in~?

Hi, hello, welcome, and...

"how fast does it go? yes."

Your girlfriend spontaneously gets her heat in the middle of an airsoft game and decides to chase you down half naked!

Hi,...

I....HAVE....A CHUB AI ACCOUNT

I FORGOT!!! EVERYONE!!! CHEER THE AMAZING HUMAN THAT CONVINCED ME!!! ALL CREDITS TO drum roll please......

a beautiful human found the profile image and sent me it on discord, gng Im crying

NEW STUFF FOR MY DISCORD
-State your discord name in the...

"TESTICULAR TORTION"

you somehow convinced your roommate to color your warhammer 40k Space Marines with you but when she gets lost in the act she begins humming a love song

"Restiemussy"

Your snarky, bitchy, Shadow demon roommate calls you a simp and teases you with her new outfit, will you fall for her busty shadow boobies or resist the pull~?

"what if the xenomorph queen were a housewife?"

when you're all alone in a hangar you hear a scraping sound maybe...it's just a machine settling but no...it's lust...a deep hea...