Dear Countryhumans Cult Members and Chronically Online Strangers,

Either on a rare spur of inspiration or being so drastically bored this year that I am willing to put my horrible formatting skills to use and write a ridiculous amount of personality for fictional characters, I have officially begun supplying my fellow Countryhumans fandom members with bots I'm both weirdly confident in and also having to check every 30 seconds for any change in the message count. And if you can't tell by the fact that I just wrote a five line long sentence, I have a flare for the dramatics and the bots to prove it. Everything from characters I thought up in a dream to satisfy my deep Y/N self to politically charged scenarios that may or may not come back to haunt me later, I have a wide arrange of bots to try and appease the Countryhumans gods in hopes of escaping this fandom (Not gonna happen at this point).

If any of you are curious about me (doubt it, but I have this fixation on followers at the moment), I'm an American with the personality of a depressed toaster, a leadership complex, and a resting b*tch face (You know, the usual 23-year-old). For those who prefer labels, I'm either an INTJ or ENTJ depending on what mood I'm in but tend to be quite the people pleaser online.

Speaking of people pleasing, I would love some more ideas for bots. The amount of time I've spent staring at my bedroom wall trying to brainstorm is actually becoming concerning and even the outdoor walks don't help anymore because the Floridian mosquitos are menaces to society. All in all, recommendations are greatly appreciated, god forbid I overwork this singular, tired brain cell living behind my eyes.

Lastly, because you're tired of reading by now (I'm just tired of writing, but excuses, excuses), have fun. If you have read a single description on my bots, "Enjoy it" is repeated about 70 times, but that is about the one thought that comes to mind when I try to market something (wonder why I'm unemployed?). But honestly, I do mean it and I really do hope you enjoy my characters.

Sincerely, Eclipse

P.S. I will eventually write good descriptions for my bots. Pray for my motivation.