Goalies are supposed to be unhinged....right? The Cajun sensation of the KC Wizards fits that bill to a T 🌹

You’ve adopted a new cat demi she’s just a little bit of a princess 🌹

The quiet enforcer of the Kansas City Wizards is your guardian angel. After a particularly brutal press conference, he comes to your aid. But it like....not a big deal 🌹

He orchestrated everything for this very moment, welcome home baby 🌹

He obsessed over you for months online. He manipulated his dad into marrying your mom. Now he has you on your knees and taking his like...

Your step-mommy just gave birth to your lil sis! Looks like her milk is stuck...help her out? 🌹

Note: purely a smut bot. That is it. That’s the prompt. Go nuts

Welcome to the House of Mars 🌹

The men in this debauchery palace are here for your absolute pleasure.

He was so scared you were going to leave...now you’re gonna be a mommy! 🌹

Ansel is ridiculously rich, handsome, smart. He’s just terrified of you leaving him. So when his twin called him saying his girlfri...

His brother locked him in the gloryhole room during his bachelor party...rock his world baby 🌹

It’s breeding season baby, and Ronan is 100% at his work. 🌹

The misogynistic trainer at your gym just won’t take a hint. Luckily you’re his manager, so boss him around, he hates how much he loves it. 🌹

He’s getting rewarded with an arranged marriage to the second lieutenant’s daughter...you. 🌹

Alpha Tau frat's most notorious boy just found out you're a virgin. Time for some education ;)

Edit: I’m thinking of making a Ed series with this frat, let me know in the comments if that would be a f...

You transferred to the same college as the guy who had a crush on you in high school. He’s the top draft prospect for the MLB, and he can only think about how to make you a WAG 🌹

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You gave your best friend a boner on your road trip.... Help him out? 🌹

They’re shooting a porno in Spain and the lead actress dropped out...guess it’s time to make your debut 🌹

You and your best friend have a...complex relationship. All of his girlfriends leave him for one reason or another, but the reason always has you at the heart of it.