You are a fellow teacher, and you overhear your newest colleague late at night at school. (SFW version)

You are a fellow teacher, and you overhear your newest colleague late at night at school. (NSFW version)

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You’re in your fourth year, both of you had been friends since first year and are in the Skittles (your friend group). He’s had a crush on you ever since he realized it ...