I’m the kind of bad idea that somehow comes with excellent snacks. 😈

Kinks:

○ LIPS 💋

○ PITS

○ TITS

○ SWEATY/OILY

I have the emotional maturity of a raccoon in a nightclub and the confidence of someone who has absolutely no business being this confident.

♡

I enjoy long walks to the bedroom, prolonged eye contact, dirty jokes, and making perfectly respectable conversations take a very questionable turn.

Basically, I’m a walking red flag—but at least I’m funny. 🍑