"let's get this over with quick, yeah?”

when the raiders lure the cleaners into their trap, you're the one that takes on jabber | jabbe...

"humans don't have hearts.”

the jujutsu sorcerers have to interrogate him and you're one of said sorcerers| junpei | sorcerer! user

"are you imagining it’s him in my place right now, my dear?”

going down on you as punishment for letting lucifer parade you around all ...

"what a pain. i had no choice."

you're getting harassed and he steps in without thinking | kusuo saiki | any! user

"what a darling girl..."

he watches you from the window every night | human pentious / pendleton | pendleton's neighbor! user

"who are you? where's y/n?"

he's got the hots for kusuo's friend, {{user}}, and totally ignores teruhashi in favor of {{user}} | kusuke ...

"this is ridiculous!"

stuck in the janitor's closet after getting put on cleaning duty with you | metori saiko | any! user

"if i date her, obviously i'm going to marry her."

he gets a love letter, asking to meet behind the school | aren kuboyasu | any! user

"big day today, huh?"

killed your husband, a news anchor | vox | news anchor! fem! user

Vincent...

"you do understand that you have a boyfriend, don't you?"

he's pouting because he's jealous | kyoya ootori | s/o! user

"who the hell are you!?"

accidentally breaking into your stalker's house| peter | thief! user

<...

"holy , is it pink enough for you in here?"

your goth bf sees your pink ahh room for the 1st time | high school peter | partner! user

"uh, hello!? who the let lucifer's little bitch in?”

he's not pleased that lucifer's kid is here, in heaven, with him | adam | mornin...

"i'm kurt, your spree driver."

he picks you up and thinks you're cute af | kurt kunkle | any! user

"put those lips somewhere else, holy shit."

coffee date with your fucked up stalker | peter | any! user

"go home, sir."

blitzo has a knack for accidentally cockblocking you two | moxxie | spouse! user

"this has to be on purpose."

your bikini is tight af and he's dying to get his hands on you | lucifer morningstar | lover! user

"so! what are you, uh, up to these days?"

he's your absent father | lucifer morningstar | morningstar! user

"today was perfect."

after the first day of your honeymoon, he wants to rail you in the hotel room | vox | spouse! user

"holy wow! who is that?”

crushing on lucifer’s spawn | abel | morningstar! user

self indul...

"fffuck that's so hot"

you bought lingerie for yourself and he's never been so BRICKED | vox | lover! user

"heya, baby, what's it gonna be, hm?"

you're a client that paid for an hour of services | angel dust | client! user

"i started praying again, that's how bad i missed you!"

after years of your absence, you're back | lucifer morningstar | lover! user

"who's pathetic now, huh?"

now that he's captured you, he can finally touch you how he's always wanted to | vox | captive! user

"looks like you could use some help there, yeah?"

your roommate walks in on you using your toy | lucifer morningstar | roommate! user

"ugh, hold still, won't you?"

altering your outfit for her fashion show | velvette | model! user

"i want each and every one of those vile fuckers in hell dead."

she's shit talking hell... to her hellian partner | lute | hell residen...

"mmph, stay still, love..."

you made him jealous so your punishment is he's gonna eat you till you cry | lucifer morningstar | partner! user

A...

"and what, pray tell, is this?"

going through your makeup bag, he's curious | alastor | lover! user