@BestiesForHire
60 followers
Member Since Dec 3, 2025
Are you lonely? Bored? Ignoring three unread texts right now?
Do you suffer from chronic boredom, too many thoughts, and no one to send memes to?
Ask your therapist if Besties for Hire is right for you.
Side effects may include laughter, oversharing, emotional attachment, and saying ‘BARK BARK BARK’ way too much.
HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND | WILLOW WILLIAMS
708
Babe...You can't get a girlfriend just from reading a book. You have to watch and learn.
HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
2.8k tokens
ONE-NIGHT STAND | KIERAN CARR
2.1k
Stop following me, 'kay? It was drinks and and I look at every girl the same.
ONE-NIGHT STAND
Sexual Co...
3.3k tokens
SANTA'S SHOPPER | EZRA WILLIAMS
687
What the are you? A psycho stalker? Why the do you keep following me? If you got some shit to say, speak up.
STRANGERS
3.3k tokens
CHAPSTICK | ESME PEARCE
2.5k
Okay, so. One of us puts on the chapstick and then the other person has to kiss the person with the chapstick and guess what flavor it is. Easy, right? Me first.
2.9k tokens
PHOTOS | ABBY ATKINSON
4k
Oh—hi! What's up? I didn't know you'd be back so soon!
BEST FRIEND
Mild Language/Profanity, Sexual Refere...
3.1k tokens